When I came home she was snoring like a gutted wild boar and probably shopping for shoes in her dreams.
That night I dreamed about wild boars in high heels parading around town.
Parades were always nice to go to, with big floating animals blocking out the sun like a big cloud.
In our younger years we used to watch clouds all the time trying to find familiar shapes in the sky above.
I had tendency to check my watch or a nearby clock to check the time every five minutes or less, it’s counterproductive my boss said, but I just cant help myself.
The word boss seems so negative, saying employer is much better. I mean a dog have a boss and the last time I checked there was no wagging tail above my butt.
This one time while I was walking my dog in this nice little park not far from my home, I stumbled upon a half eaten apple.
That reminds me of a fruit fly I once accidentally ate, it tasted nothing like fruit!
I have never eaten a piece of tongue in a fancy restaurant, it makes me wonder if my tongue would notice it’s tasting another tongue and wonder to itself if he is going to be next.
If things would ever come down to making the decision to eat another human being to survive I wouldn’t think twice.
Sorry about that I have the godawful tendency to talk a lot when I’m nervous, especially now that you shot me in the leg and I still have that gun pointed at my face.
I see your about to pull that trigger..
That night I dreamed about wild boars in high heels parading around town.
Parades were always nice to go to, with big floating animals blocking out the sun like a big cloud.
In our younger years we used to watch clouds all the time trying to find familiar shapes in the sky above.
I had tendency to check my watch or a nearby clock to check the time every five minutes or less, it’s counterproductive my boss said, but I just cant help myself.
The word boss seems so negative, saying employer is much better. I mean a dog have a boss and the last time I checked there was no wagging tail above my butt.
This one time while I was walking my dog in this nice little park not far from my home, I stumbled upon a half eaten apple.
That reminds me of a fruit fly I once accidentally ate, it tasted nothing like fruit!
I have never eaten a piece of tongue in a fancy restaurant, it makes me wonder if my tongue would notice it’s tasting another tongue and wonder to itself if he is going to be next.
If things would ever come down to making the decision to eat another human being to survive I wouldn’t think twice.
Sorry about that I have the godawful tendency to talk a lot when I’m nervous, especially now that you shot me in the leg and I still have that gun pointed at my face.
I see your about to pull that trigger..
