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  • Typo Ho’s

    August 31, 2009 — With 173 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    “Radio Clit.”
    “No! RADIO CLIP.”
    I thought it was “Radio Clit.”

    A crowd of people start laughing.
    The shop manager looks to be confused and aggravated by it.
    Turned out it was the Insta-Sign guy his ringtone, he picks up the phone.
    He has never made such a bad typo before.
    The Insta-Sign guy walked back and forth while he spoke to his boss on the phone.
    “No, it was radio clip. Yea I know why would anyone name it Radio Clit.” He said to his boss.
    “Whats a radio clip anyway?” He asked the angry store owner.
    “You sure it wont come off no matter what?” He questioned.
    “We could turn the L into a P.” He told his boss.
    He hung up his phone and walked up to the now even more angry store owner.
    “Ok, so you have two options here. Either rename your store to Radio Clit.
    Or we change the L a bit to make it look more like an P.”

    The store owner also gave him two options.
    He chose the less harmful one and got in his Ford Pinto and drove off.
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