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  • Trouble In Legoland

    December 28, 2009 — With 229 words — Read — Share
    The sound of his choking was sending shivers down the spines of the children and parents that were standing around him in a weak circle.
    Fujioka’s face was turning from smothering red to suffocating blue and he was making weird groaning sounds, clearly choking on something.
    His son was standing next to him building something for himself, minding his own business as if his father choking on a lego block was the most normal thing in the world.
    Fujioka thought it was a nice idea to go to Legoland with his son, this because as a kid he used to play with lego all the time, so for nostalgia’s sake they went.
    He spins around the room crushing the quiet villages of Legoland as he hits himself in the stomach hoping for some kind of reflex that would free him of the piece of plastic stuck in his throat.

    His son finished making a gun using lego blocks and he held it to the side of his head and pulled the trigger.

    At the same time his father was rescued by one of the other adults that performed the Heimlich maneuver on him.
    The slimy lego block left his mouth and landed in the face of the life size figurine of Michael Cera that was completely made with pieces of lego.

    The only thing that the invisible bullet managed to killed was their imagination.
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