Students and parents have gathered for the commencement ceremony, the school canteen is filled with people.
Kristie Poff walks up the stage, the principal of the school stops her on her way to the microphone.
“And you are?” He asks her.
“I’m here to do the speech, i have been preparing this for a while now so if i may.”
She replies, fixing her hair a bit.
The principal is looking a bit confused but let’s her pass until he can figure out who she is.
He was expecting an old student to come and do a speech but can’t remember who.
She prepares her voice “Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do” holding the O at the end for quite some time before she begins her speech.
“Hi everyone, my name is Kristie Poff.
First of all I would like to say that I’m really proud of all of you.”
She takes a sip of water to get the engine running and continues talking right when shes still swallowing some water.
“Soon i will take a hundred animals into my home.
One of each kind, I’ll even let them sleep in my bed.”
By this time everyone begins to wonder who she is.
“I don’t mind if they sleep in my bed, or shit on my floor.”
Everyone looks at each other thinking who the hell she is.
“I’m just crazy…”
Nobody hears the other end of that sentence but they are sure she is, and some laugh at her.
“for animals.”
“And I’m going to find myself a rich husband, so he can pay for all the food the animals need.”
“Off course he has to have a big house, and a big bed too.”
Everyone wishes her speech would end, and their wish just got granted.
The principal is trying to drag her away from the microphone, she finishes it off.
“I hope my words have made everyone feel much better about themselves, and you will gain success in your life.
Good luck with your future.
Thank You.”
Kristie Poff walks off the stage and uses the back door to walk to a car that has been waiting there for her.
She gets onto the backseat, driving the car is her son.
“How did it go.” He asks her.
“Just great, I really think I send over a big and powerful message this time.” She answers while fastening her seat belt.
“So we can call it a night?” He asks looking in the rear view mirror.
“No just one more for tonight, i still have the local Bowling Championship on my list.” She tells him.
The car drives off into the night, finding more places to perform great speeches.
Kristie Poff walks up the stage, the principal of the school stops her on her way to the microphone.
“And you are?” He asks her.
“I’m here to do the speech, i have been preparing this for a while now so if i may.”
She replies, fixing her hair a bit.
The principal is looking a bit confused but let’s her pass until he can figure out who she is.
He was expecting an old student to come and do a speech but can’t remember who.
She prepares her voice “Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do” holding the O at the end for quite some time before she begins her speech.
“Hi everyone, my name is Kristie Poff.
First of all I would like to say that I’m really proud of all of you.”
She takes a sip of water to get the engine running and continues talking right when shes still swallowing some water.
“Soon i will take a hundred animals into my home.
One of each kind, I’ll even let them sleep in my bed.”
By this time everyone begins to wonder who she is.
“I don’t mind if they sleep in my bed, or shit on my floor.”
Everyone looks at each other thinking who the hell she is.
“I’m just crazy…”
Nobody hears the other end of that sentence but they are sure she is, and some laugh at her.
“for animals.”
“And I’m going to find myself a rich husband, so he can pay for all the food the animals need.”
“Off course he has to have a big house, and a big bed too.”
Everyone wishes her speech would end, and their wish just got granted.
The principal is trying to drag her away from the microphone, she finishes it off.
“I hope my words have made everyone feel much better about themselves, and you will gain success in your life.
Good luck with your future.
Thank You.”
Kristie Poff walks off the stage and uses the back door to walk to a car that has been waiting there for her.
She gets onto the backseat, driving the car is her son.
“How did it go.” He asks her.
“Just great, I really think I send over a big and powerful message this time.” She answers while fastening her seat belt.
“So we can call it a night?” He asks looking in the rear view mirror.
“No just one more for tonight, i still have the local Bowling Championship on my list.” She tells him.
The car drives off into the night, finding more places to perform great speeches.
