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  • The Secret Society Of Fat People

    August 4, 2009 — With 198 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    ‘You see them everywhere! Fat people!’ the reporter shouted.
    He made wild gestures trying making his point on the fat in fat people.
    You would think he was a professional mime in his spare time just on how good he did that.
    ‘They greet each other whenever they meet, it’s not even some secret handshake but they know when your one of them or not!’
    Again making wild gestures.
    ‘They are everywhere!, They take over 60% of jobs in the world!’
    No gestures this time, but his head is turning red and his eyes are almost popping out.
    ‘They are trying to take over the world!
    and with fast food and all the other “make people fatter places” they are doing it at a very fast!’
    ‘The government needs to act now, and the public must know about them!
    Or its all over for the skinny people!’

    There is a deadly silence.
    His boss gets up from his chair.
    ‘Your fired!’
    shouted his heavy boned boss, with his head turning red and his eyes almost popping out.
    While he mimes all kind of bad stuff you could do to a person.

    The unemployed reporter makes his way out of the office.
    Grabbing a hand of candy from the bowl on the desk of the secretary.
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