“Dear leaders of the World.
I have asked Dr. Hamburg to explain his theory on global warming and to present his possible solution.
You are all honoured to be the first to hear it.”
The chairman releases the button that turns on his microphone.

And Dr. Hamburg gets of his chair and ‘takes the mic’ as his personal coach told him he should do.
After a deep breath he begins “Yo leader people of the world.”
His most loyal fans start a wave in the front row, but it doesn’t get picked up.
“I’m gonna explain how I feel this world works so we can take action against it’s destruction.”
Some clap, some don’t others are feeling confused.
“The world is like a body, so the atmosphere would it’s skin.”
Meanwhile ocean sounds started to play in the background.
He does a small turn towards the screen as he flips to the next slide.
“And the mountains and forests are the face and hair.
The ocean is the stomach and it keeps itself salty because we pollute it so much.”
“Tsunamis are like stomach ulcer, and hurricanes give it abdominal cramps.”
“How to resolve this issue i will show you after a short break.”
His fans get up and cheer him on, and a giant pink pill gets rolled onto the stage.

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