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  • The Jesus Itch And The Last Sheets Of Paper Part II

    December 30, 2009 — With 168 words & Read — Labelled as: Story

    (If you haven’t yet) Read Part I

    Andrew got some of his best ideas when sitting on the toilet.
    His invention that turns dust into food, which solved world hunger, and a special pair of sandals that make the person wearing them float.
    These and more were all thought up while sitting in the little boys room.
    He was sitting there feeling happy, until he saw that there wasn’t any toilet paper left.
    But then as he was staring at the brown cardboard cylinder he thought up a new invention, an endless toilet paper roll.

    “You’re out of toilet paper.”, He said as he came back into the living room.
    There was a group of people sitting on the two couches that were placed so they faced the TV, their eyes moved to Andrew and they all stared at him.

    “What? Is that like a secret sentence you guys have?” Andrew asked with a flinch of confusion.

    They just kept on staring at him with no expression on their faces.

    And then the world came to an end.

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