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  • The Great Liberator

    June 10, 2009 — With 187 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    “It’s a plumbers task to liberate peoples turds.”
    Ben says (with a strong voice) and taking a zip of his coffee.

    Ron nods.

    Turds find themselves trapped in this grand network of sewer pipes humans build.”

    “It’s just sad.” Ron says with some laughter which almost made him choke on a bite of his cinnamon bun.

    “I can’t do it by myself but I’m sure I am not alone in this world.
    Fellow plumbers who have the vision I do will one day unite.”
    Before Ron can nod Shawn steps into the employees lounge of the Mighty Kings Theme Park.

    He takes of his gorilla head and speaks.
    “Ben there is a giant mess in the toilets in area 3, go clean it up.”
    While he holds up a red plunger with a golden handle.

    Ben puts down his coffee cup and walks to Shawn.
    Grabs his plunger and holds it up, and with a voice full of pride he shouts ‘Freedom for all turds!’.
    He walks out of the shed.
    The door closes, Ron continues eating his bun as if nothing had happened.

    Shawn wipes of the sweat from his face and speaks
    “And soon some more turds will regain their freedom.”

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