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  • The Curious Case Of The Disappearing Dress

    July 23, 2009 — With 207 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    With classical music playing in the background a legion of waiters ‘await’
    to take care of her every need.
    Holding plates filled with dead insects pass by, glasses of wine mixed with dog piss,
    toasts with fish eggs and bird poo that they bring to her one by one.
    These are devoured by the lady sitting at a table meant for a party of 6.
    The old lady sits there each day eating the same amount of crazy food.
    People start to guess who she might be, and how she got so rich.
    She could have been married to an old rich guy one waiter said.
    Or maybe she was a famous star, or won the lottery another said.
    The chef’s had his mind made up that she killed that old rich guy and took his money.
    She loved spending money so much that she took some plastic surgery just to look old so she could do more plastic surgery to make herself young again.
    The waiters stare at her direction as they pass on more theories about the old lady.
    When she is done eating the waiters remove all the plates and give her a breath mint and the bill which she pays with cash.

    She walks away with her dress eaten up by her ass hole.
    A real stuck-up.
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