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  • Sunday Special: Smoking Is Fun

    July 26, 2009 — With 104 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    –Smoking sure is fun!
    and here at The Smoking Company we all feel that way too.
    But because of all the ‘negative’ side effects of smoking like
    Yellow teeth and finger tips, lung cancer, bad breath, impotence and infertility, and a whole lot of other things.
    We needed to come up with a solution!
    And we did!
    Our new line of ItSmokesItself cigarettes that as you might have guessed smoke themselves. You will never have any nasty side effects!
    Just light one up and toss it away, but be sure to throw it in a safe environment.
    Available at the better tobacco shops.–


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