–Feeling lonely? In need of some female company?
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David flips to the next page, only reading the headlines.

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• Sunday Special: Wax On Wax Off
• Sunday Special: Hullabaloo Shampoo
• Sunday Special: Virus And Friends
• Sunday Special: For Those Hard To Reach Places
• Sunday Special: Saving The Best For Last
• Sunday Special: Got Milked?
• What To Do In Case Of Memory Loss
• The Jesus Itch And The Last Sheets Of Paper Part I
• Noah’s Space Ark
• The Man Who Fell To Earth
• Bloody Goodnight Kiss
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• Many more stories in the archives