A man walks up to the stage wearing a hat with what seems like an egg roll on top of it.
He puts his mouth to the microphone and begins
“Now to open our weekly meeting we will start with our economist who will talk to us about our current market position.”
He was the chairmen of the Vietnamese egg roll stand owner’s weekly meeting.
Another man walks up the stage also wearing a weird egg roll hat.
“On every corner in every city in the world, we are there!
None other than us with our Vietnamese egg roll stands!, we control 30% of the world’s food industry.
We are united, and our plans to take over this world will succeed!”
The main spokesmen for the Vietnamese egg roll stand owner’s takes the microphone again.
“Good now we have made our final preparations we can start our plan to take over this world,
Our scientists will now explain to you how it works.”
A bunch of weird looking egg rolling geeks come on stage.
“Thank you chairmen.
Hello everyone my name is Quang, me and my team have worked hard on creating the perfect weapon.
And after loads of research and testing we have come up with a chemical we plan to put in a new sauce we will give out with our food.
Whoever eats from it will become really stupid, so we will remain as the only intelligent one people and take over the world.”
All the stand owners applaud and laugh “NahahaNahaha”.
Another scientist begins to speak.
“Our customers like the fact that we make foreign food.
And off course because the sauce will be free they will take it for sure.
So if we have give them a traditional sauce to go with our food they wont hesitate trying a free and real Vietnamese specialty.”
All the stand owners throw their hats into the air and give a standing ovation.
The chairman ends with his final words, before he sends the men into battle.
“We will meet here next week to see our results, good luck to you all.”
Always serving you with a smile, and bad grammar.
He puts his mouth to the microphone and begins
“Now to open our weekly meeting we will start with our economist who will talk to us about our current market position.”
He was the chairmen of the Vietnamese egg roll stand owner’s weekly meeting.
Another man walks up the stage also wearing a weird egg roll hat.
“On every corner in every city in the world, we are there!
None other than us with our Vietnamese egg roll stands!, we control 30% of the world’s food industry.
We are united, and our plans to take over this world will succeed!”
The main spokesmen for the Vietnamese egg roll stand owner’s takes the microphone again.
“Good now we have made our final preparations we can start our plan to take over this world,
Our scientists will now explain to you how it works.”
A bunch of weird looking egg rolling geeks come on stage.
“Thank you chairmen.
Hello everyone my name is Quang, me and my team have worked hard on creating the perfect weapon.
And after loads of research and testing we have come up with a chemical we plan to put in a new sauce we will give out with our food.
Whoever eats from it will become really stupid, so we will remain as the only intelligent one people and take over the world.”
All the stand owners applaud and laugh “NahahaNahaha”.
Another scientist begins to speak.
“Our customers like the fact that we make foreign food.
And off course because the sauce will be free they will take it for sure.
So if we have give them a traditional sauce to go with our food they wont hesitate trying a free and real Vietnamese specialty.”
All the stand owners throw their hats into the air and give a standing ovation.
The chairman ends with his final words, before he sends the men into battle.
“We will meet here next week to see our results, good luck to you all.”
Always serving you with a smile, and bad grammar.
