“Wait wait wait, just let me tell the joke, it’s really funny.”, Dane said to his two friends next to him also sitting at the bar.
”Okay go, come on we are on the edge of our bar stools.”, Buddy number one said.
Dane continued, “So a man walks into a doctor..”
His other buddy interrupts him. ”What? How does he do that? Was the man microscopical and the doctor was just yawning?”
”Suddenly becoming microscopical is a good reason to see a doctor.”, His first buddy said.
“Just let me finish, he walks into the doctor’s office and take seat and explains whats wrong with him.”, Buddy number two added.
The first continued, ”So he walks right in, doesn’t have to wait in line?”
“Yes he does but its not important to the story.”, Dane said, tightening his grip around the beer bottle in front of him.
His second buddy finished a zip of his beer, ”Your are the worst story teller ever.”
“Fine he waits until the other patients before him had their visit and then he goes in and begin to explain his problem.”, Dane said.
Buddy numbero uno intercepted, ”He seems rude not to greet the doctor first, shake his hand or whatever. Is that his problem, being rude?”
“Let me tell the joke!” Dane yelled.
Buddy #2 got up from his bar stool and yelled, ”We are listening!”
”You need to learn how to tell a joke. Take a class at the community college or something.”, Buddy number one added.
There was a brief silence until Dane continued his story, “So the doctor asks him whats wrong and he..”
”I thought he was rude and just started talking as soon as he sat down, without shaking the doctor’s hand?” Buddy two asked.
Dane tried to explain, “He explains to the doctor that..” But the barkeeper placed some new drinks in front of them and his buddies drank them whole in one go.
“You know what, never mind!” Dane yelled.
The first buddy removed the beer foam mustache from his face and said, ”Oh come on, now that you’ve started it you should finish it.”
”You never finish anything, no wonder you wife left you.”, His second buddy added.
Dane got up from his bar stool and started turning red, “FINE and he explained that he had two lousy friends..”
”Like us?” Buddy two asked.
Buddy number two burped and then said, ”I feel offended.”
Dane did not listen and continued, “YES and the doctor told him to grab the revolver out of the shoebox in the wardrobe in the bedroom and put a bullet into their amygdala.”
”Amygdala?” The first buddy asked.
Buddy number two took one last sip and said, ”Uhm, this is still a horrible joke.”
“It’s a part of the temporal lobe and it regulates humor.”, He said while pointing the gun at his first buddy head and pulled the trigger.
The loud bang shook all the glass in the cafe and another followed, brains were scattered everywhere.
He laughed and ordered another drink and stared at the scared barkeeper and asked, “Want to hear a good joke?”
”Okay go, come on we are on the edge of our bar stools.”, Buddy number one said.
Dane continued, “So a man walks into a doctor..”
His other buddy interrupts him. ”What? How does he do that? Was the man microscopical and the doctor was just yawning?”
”Suddenly becoming microscopical is a good reason to see a doctor.”, His first buddy said.
“Just let me finish, he walks into the doctor’s office and take seat and explains whats wrong with him.”, Buddy number two added.
The first continued, ”So he walks right in, doesn’t have to wait in line?”
“Yes he does but its not important to the story.”, Dane said, tightening his grip around the beer bottle in front of him.
His second buddy finished a zip of his beer, ”Your are the worst story teller ever.”
“Fine he waits until the other patients before him had their visit and then he goes in and begin to explain his problem.”, Dane said.
Buddy numbero uno intercepted, ”He seems rude not to greet the doctor first, shake his hand or whatever. Is that his problem, being rude?”
“Let me tell the joke!” Dane yelled.
Buddy #2 got up from his bar stool and yelled, ”We are listening!”
”You need to learn how to tell a joke. Take a class at the community college or something.”, Buddy number one added.
There was a brief silence until Dane continued his story, “So the doctor asks him whats wrong and he..”
”I thought he was rude and just started talking as soon as he sat down, without shaking the doctor’s hand?” Buddy two asked.
Dane tried to explain, “He explains to the doctor that..” But the barkeeper placed some new drinks in front of them and his buddies drank them whole in one go.
“You know what, never mind!” Dane yelled.
The first buddy removed the beer foam mustache from his face and said, ”Oh come on, now that you’ve started it you should finish it.”
”You never finish anything, no wonder you wife left you.”, His second buddy added.
Dane got up from his bar stool and started turning red, “FINE and he explained that he had two lousy friends..”
”Like us?” Buddy two asked.
Buddy number two burped and then said, ”I feel offended.”
Dane did not listen and continued, “YES and the doctor told him to grab the revolver out of the shoebox in the wardrobe in the bedroom and put a bullet into their amygdala.”
”Amygdala?” The first buddy asked.
Buddy number two took one last sip and said, ”Uhm, this is still a horrible joke.”
“It’s a part of the temporal lobe and it regulates humor.”, He said while pointing the gun at his first buddy head and pulled the trigger.
The loud bang shook all the glass in the cafe and another followed, brains were scattered everywhere.
He laughed and ordered another drink and stared at the scared barkeeper and asked, “Want to hear a good joke?”
