He stood on tall buildings every now and then wearing nothing but his underwear, screaming at the people below.
He watches down upon us and tries to figure out how we ever got to this place.
“And then we learned how to make gunpowder, and how to mix chemicals.”, He yelled his thoughts to the swarm of people below, “Now we can make and take anything we want.”
But it did not reply.
“If our civilization was suddenly wiped out by the impact of a gigantic rock from space, the only thing future archeologists would find out about us is that we all carried cellphones and our hands were shaped oddly because of a much used tool these days. The computer mouse.”, He yelled again.
People walking on the sidewalk below stopped and looked up at the chubby man standing on the ledge who was yelling crazy things.
A crowd formed and police and firetruck sirens raced down the streets to get to him.
“Don’t do it!” Someone in the crowd yelled.
Inspired another one yelled, “There’s still so much left to live for.”
This went on until the police arrived and started surrounding the building and climbing up the stairs.
A officer holding a megaphone started talking to him, “Son, things might seem bad right now, but you can’t predict the future. Just come down from the ledge so we can talk.”
The sun shined through the clouds and splashed down onto his white flesh and spread out voluminously across the city, blinding all those who took a moment to look up, wiping the memories of him ever existing from their brains.
He watches down upon us and tries to figure out how we ever got to this place.
“And then we learned how to make gunpowder, and how to mix chemicals.”, He yelled his thoughts to the swarm of people below, “Now we can make and take anything we want.”
But it did not reply.
“If our civilization was suddenly wiped out by the impact of a gigantic rock from space, the only thing future archeologists would find out about us is that we all carried cellphones and our hands were shaped oddly because of a much used tool these days. The computer mouse.”, He yelled again.
People walking on the sidewalk below stopped and looked up at the chubby man standing on the ledge who was yelling crazy things.
A crowd formed and police and firetruck sirens raced down the streets to get to him.
“Don’t do it!” Someone in the crowd yelled.
Inspired another one yelled, “There’s still so much left to live for.”
This went on until the police arrived and started surrounding the building and climbing up the stairs.
A officer holding a megaphone started talking to him, “Son, things might seem bad right now, but you can’t predict the future. Just come down from the ledge so we can talk.”
The sun shined through the clouds and splashed down onto his white flesh and spread out voluminously across the city, blinding all those who took a moment to look up, wiping the memories of him ever existing from their brains.





