“A Tongdom which is like a condom for your tongue, with minty stuff inside.
So you can give head to your girl, and kiss her with a fresh mouth afterwards.”, James explained vividly with the help of photos and illustrations.
The man seated behind the desk in front of him simply frowned, his job was to accept patents and he stopped liking his job thirty minutes ago.
“That’s quite something.”, He finally said.
James was eagerly waiting the approval.
“You do understand that a patent costs a lot of money?” The patent agent asked.
James picked up the duffle bag next to his chair, and tossed the stacks of money bills on the desk.
“I won the lottery a couple of weeks ago, and I wanted to realize some of my dreams with it.”, James explained and the patent agent now understood why he looked just like Patrick Swayze.
The patent agent stared at the pile of money and didn’t say a thing.
James continued, “Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be a inventor, make things that could help humanity.”
The patent agent reclined in his desk chair followed by a big sigh, “This is just my personal opinion but this seems like a useless invention, believe it or not but there are already products close to this one. Do you have any other ideas?”
James opened his briefcase and with a hyped up voice, “I got loads more! Wait till you see these.”, He said waving around a bunch of papers with writing and drawings on them.
And after another hour of the weirdest inventions the man seated behind the desk in front of James hated his job even more.
“You have a lot of ideas James I wrote down the following ones, a toaster that has a build-in LCD screen so you can read the news while waiting on your toast, glow-in-the-dark soap so that you know when you have washed all the soap from your hands when your in the dark, these all sound very promising.”, The patent agent said with a scent of sarcasm.
He continued, “But you haven’t done any marketing or test panels yet, how would you even know if any of these sell.”
“I’m just convinced of my ability to invent great and marvelous things.”, James said while he fixed his spectacles.
The patent agent couldn’t care less, he approved all of the requests and accepted the money he had done his job and James went home to celebrate with a bottle of champagne.
One month later..
It was friday night, the night the patent agent and his girlfriend did their weekly shopping.
He found himself standing in front of a display of a hot new product he couldn’t believe his eyes, he was reading what was on the cardboard display.
‘From the creators of the LCD-Toaster!
Ever had trouble washing your hands in the dark? Try our new glow-in-the-dark soap!
It’s just like normal soap but it glows!’
The display was enormous, and there were only a couple left.
A shopping cart hits the side of his legs, “Move it! I need this soap.”, The woman shouted at him.
His eyes fell onto another bit of text, ‘Coming soon, Glow-in-the-dark Shampoo!’
There was a whisper in his ear, “Look what I got.”
It was his girlfriend holding a small box, she handed it to him and he read the text on the front, ‘Tongdoms. Makes men want to kiss you.’
Something snapped inside his brain, he ignored the nosebleed and yelled at his girlfriend, “You got to be kidding me!?”
“Because you hate kissing afterwards!” She explained.
So you can give head to your girl, and kiss her with a fresh mouth afterwards.”, James explained vividly with the help of photos and illustrations.
The man seated behind the desk in front of him simply frowned, his job was to accept patents and he stopped liking his job thirty minutes ago.
“That’s quite something.”, He finally said.
James was eagerly waiting the approval.
“You do understand that a patent costs a lot of money?” The patent agent asked.
James picked up the duffle bag next to his chair, and tossed the stacks of money bills on the desk.
“I won the lottery a couple of weeks ago, and I wanted to realize some of my dreams with it.”, James explained and the patent agent now understood why he looked just like Patrick Swayze.
The patent agent stared at the pile of money and didn’t say a thing.
James continued, “Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be a inventor, make things that could help humanity.”
The patent agent reclined in his desk chair followed by a big sigh, “This is just my personal opinion but this seems like a useless invention, believe it or not but there are already products close to this one. Do you have any other ideas?”
James opened his briefcase and with a hyped up voice, “I got loads more! Wait till you see these.”, He said waving around a bunch of papers with writing and drawings on them.
And after another hour of the weirdest inventions the man seated behind the desk in front of James hated his job even more.
“You have a lot of ideas James I wrote down the following ones, a toaster that has a build-in LCD screen so you can read the news while waiting on your toast, glow-in-the-dark soap so that you know when you have washed all the soap from your hands when your in the dark, these all sound very promising.”, The patent agent said with a scent of sarcasm.
He continued, “But you haven’t done any marketing or test panels yet, how would you even know if any of these sell.”
“I’m just convinced of my ability to invent great and marvelous things.”, James said while he fixed his spectacles.
The patent agent couldn’t care less, he approved all of the requests and accepted the money he had done his job and James went home to celebrate with a bottle of champagne.
One month later..
It was friday night, the night the patent agent and his girlfriend did their weekly shopping.
He found himself standing in front of a display of a hot new product he couldn’t believe his eyes, he was reading what was on the cardboard display.
‘From the creators of the LCD-Toaster!
Ever had trouble washing your hands in the dark? Try our new glow-in-the-dark soap!
It’s just like normal soap but it glows!’
The display was enormous, and there were only a couple left.
A shopping cart hits the side of his legs, “Move it! I need this soap.”, The woman shouted at him.
His eyes fell onto another bit of text, ‘Coming soon, Glow-in-the-dark Shampoo!’
There was a whisper in his ear, “Look what I got.”
It was his girlfriend holding a small box, she handed it to him and he read the text on the front, ‘Tongdoms. Makes men want to kiss you.’
Something snapped inside his brain, he ignored the nosebleed and yelled at his girlfriend, “You got to be kidding me!?”
“Because you hate kissing afterwards!” She explained.
