I pulled up to her house that had a big rock protruding in the center of the sea of pebbles in her front yard, there wasn’t a single blade of grass to be seen.
Her front door opened behind me, she carefully looked outside and she saw me with my back turned to her, just staring at the big rock.
She explained she was into zen and judging from what I could see from looking into her hallway her entire house would be zen to the max.
We took my car, I turned the ignition, we got onto the highway, shared some small talk and I let the valet boy at the restaurant park my car.
The interior was nice, the food was bad, the dinner was fine.
I had the ribeye steak which tasted like an old shoe, not that I ever tasted old shoes but I’m sure this would be close to the same taste.
She had some kind of salad, and kept eyeballing my steak while she ate it, not that her salad wasn’t any good but she turned out to be a vegetarian.
I picked a wine nearly random based on its price range, if it was good enough to get us both drunk then the money would be worth it.
She picked dessert that I found hard to swallow because it must have been made from shoe shine and cream.
There I go again with the shoe references, but I did once taste shoe shine so I know what I’m talking about.
Tip, check, drive her back to her home, you know how it goes.
She invited me inside and I was overcome with excitement, and she was too, I noticed her palms were sweaty as she dragged me to the couch.
We sat on the couch for a bit and talked a little more as we gently touched each other near delicate places.
She had a craving for jellybeans and ran into the kitchen and back and ate about three handfuls of them, she offered me the very last one and I gladly accepted it, then suddenly grabbed me by my belt and dragged me to the staircase.
We stumble upstairs losing our clothes along the way, she falls onto the bed and I get to business.
She smelled like a candy store.
That night might have been the greatest sexual experience of my life, and when we were ‘finished’ I started to feel really sleepy and before I knew it my eyes were shut and I was riding unicorns through the candy grass fields of dreamland.
After a night of dreaming of jousting gingerbread man’s I woke up in a place I did not recognize right away.
I heard her voice, “Did you sleep well?”
“Yes, but what happened?”, I asked only half awake.
I looked around and noticed I was inside some kind of hole, and before I could figure out the rest I saw her head, it was gigantic, and staring into the hole.
“I drugged you and now you’ve shrunk down a couple of sizes.”, She explained as she dashed some salt and pepper onto me.
I noticed I was nude and started to shiver from the cold, “You shrunk me?”
She smiled and said, “I’m going to eat you.”
“Eat me? But why?” I sobbed.
She picked me up and held me down onto a wooden cutting board and grabbed a sharp knife from a drawer, “Because I’m hungry you silly, I have a small appetite but only the flesh of men can diminish my hunger.”, She explained.
She placed the knife next to me and started to stretch out my limbs and I grew twice my size and now covered the entire cutting board.
“I’m going to make you delicious.”, She said right before cutting of my limbs.
She chopped up my legs and arms into small bits and divided them amongst a tray of pies that were ready to go into the oven.
“These pies will be great, hmmm.”, She said as placed the tray in the oven.
I had been bleeding this whole time and she noticed, she stroked her finger over the cutting board through the puddle of blood and licked her finger, she did this a couple of times and started to cut my lower body into slices she then threw into a pan and added some spices and chopped garlic and vegetables.
“Oh, and I had a fun night last night, did you?” She asked while she chopped off my head.
She then started dipping it into some honey mustard sauce and slurped it off of my head and did this multiple times before chewing me up.
Her front door opened behind me, she carefully looked outside and she saw me with my back turned to her, just staring at the big rock.
She explained she was into zen and judging from what I could see from looking into her hallway her entire house would be zen to the max.
We took my car, I turned the ignition, we got onto the highway, shared some small talk and I let the valet boy at the restaurant park my car.
The interior was nice, the food was bad, the dinner was fine.
I had the ribeye steak which tasted like an old shoe, not that I ever tasted old shoes but I’m sure this would be close to the same taste.
She had some kind of salad, and kept eyeballing my steak while she ate it, not that her salad wasn’t any good but she turned out to be a vegetarian.
I picked a wine nearly random based on its price range, if it was good enough to get us both drunk then the money would be worth it.
She picked dessert that I found hard to swallow because it must have been made from shoe shine and cream.
There I go again with the shoe references, but I did once taste shoe shine so I know what I’m talking about.
Tip, check, drive her back to her home, you know how it goes.
She invited me inside and I was overcome with excitement, and she was too, I noticed her palms were sweaty as she dragged me to the couch.
We sat on the couch for a bit and talked a little more as we gently touched each other near delicate places.
She had a craving for jellybeans and ran into the kitchen and back and ate about three handfuls of them, she offered me the very last one and I gladly accepted it, then suddenly grabbed me by my belt and dragged me to the staircase.
We stumble upstairs losing our clothes along the way, she falls onto the bed and I get to business.
She smelled like a candy store.
That night might have been the greatest sexual experience of my life, and when we were ‘finished’ I started to feel really sleepy and before I knew it my eyes were shut and I was riding unicorns through the candy grass fields of dreamland.
After a night of dreaming of jousting gingerbread man’s I woke up in a place I did not recognize right away.
I heard her voice, “Did you sleep well?”
“Yes, but what happened?”, I asked only half awake.
I looked around and noticed I was inside some kind of hole, and before I could figure out the rest I saw her head, it was gigantic, and staring into the hole.
“I drugged you and now you’ve shrunk down a couple of sizes.”, She explained as she dashed some salt and pepper onto me.
I noticed I was nude and started to shiver from the cold, “You shrunk me?”
She smiled and said, “I’m going to eat you.”
“Eat me? But why?” I sobbed.
She picked me up and held me down onto a wooden cutting board and grabbed a sharp knife from a drawer, “Because I’m hungry you silly, I have a small appetite but only the flesh of men can diminish my hunger.”, She explained.
She placed the knife next to me and started to stretch out my limbs and I grew twice my size and now covered the entire cutting board.
“I’m going to make you delicious.”, She said right before cutting of my limbs.
She chopped up my legs and arms into small bits and divided them amongst a tray of pies that were ready to go into the oven.
“These pies will be great, hmmm.”, She said as placed the tray in the oven.
I had been bleeding this whole time and she noticed, she stroked her finger over the cutting board through the puddle of blood and licked her finger, she did this a couple of times and started to cut my lower body into slices she then threw into a pan and added some spices and chopped garlic and vegetables.
“Oh, and I had a fun night last night, did you?” She asked while she chopped off my head.
She then started dipping it into some honey mustard sauce and slurped it off of my head and did this multiple times before chewing me up.
