Noah found it much more easy to have a whitelist than a blacklist.
All he had written down on his blacklist was ‘everyone not on the whitelist.’
So when it came down to deciding who was allowed on his space ark,
a gigantic rocket he build in the name of God.
He sat down behind his Ikea Leksvik* desk, and went over his whitelist and started calling the people that were on it.
Some were happy and started packing their things, some asked him more question before they gave in and believed him.
Some called him crazy and hung up the phone,
these people were no longer on the whitelist.
After he completed his list he met up with all of them and took them on board.
Inside he had rooms filled with animals.
He had taken a male and female one of each kind of animal.
They sat down and got strapped in by Noah.
Noah flew the rocket into space by merely pressing a button.
So they waited,
looking out of the tiny windows until the earth would turn completely blue because of the big flood God told Noah about.
After a year, half of the people on board went crazy, and nothing seemed to happen to the planet.
The animals did not like space either and died of an unknown cause or they had killed themselves already.
Noah went back down to earth, parked his rocket on his drive-way and apologized to all the people he had blacklisted.
All he had written down on his blacklist was ‘everyone not on the whitelist.’
So when it came down to deciding who was allowed on his space ark,
a gigantic rocket he build in the name of God.
He sat down behind his Ikea Leksvik* desk, and went over his whitelist and started calling the people that were on it.
Some were happy and started packing their things, some asked him more question before they gave in and believed him.
Some called him crazy and hung up the phone,
these people were no longer on the whitelist.
After he completed his list he met up with all of them and took them on board.
Inside he had rooms filled with animals.
He had taken a male and female one of each kind of animal.
They sat down and got strapped in by Noah.
Noah flew the rocket into space by merely pressing a button.
So they waited,
looking out of the tiny windows until the earth would turn completely blue because of the big flood God told Noah about.
After a year, half of the people on board went crazy, and nothing seemed to happen to the planet.
The animals did not like space either and died of an unknown cause or they had killed themselves already.
Noah went back down to earth, parked his rocket on his drive-way and apologized to all the people he had blacklisted.
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