“Hey girl, you’re pretty magical.”
Hans said this to every girl that walked by him, and for him it was really magical because he couldn’t understand how she got that a big ass in those tight pants, even for a magician like him.
Well a semi-pro magician as he would explain it.
He always explained his friends and family, “You see I don’t need to get paid, I love doing magic and if I need money I can just take some magically make me some.”
He walked up in front of the next hot girl he saw and he tried his best not to speak with to much spit flying at her, “What do I need to pull out of my magic hat to get you to watch my show.”
He was actually holding his hat upside down in front of her, the girl didn’t respond and kept walking and he walked with her backwards, and slowly made a wrapped condom appear from his hat which made the girl gave him an angry look.
“Too soon?” He asked.
He bumped into someone while he was walking backwards he apologized and when he turned back around the girl was gone.
This inspired him, what if he could get a pretty girl to be in his show instead of trying to get them to come watch it.
At night during one of his wet dreams Hans thought up a brilliant new trick, and on top of that he had a great idea how to pick the perfect girl to be his assistant, auditions!
In the middle of the night he got out of bed, ignoring his wet spiderman undies he sat behind his desk and started drawing a poster.
‘Hans Magic Unlimited!
Now holding auditions, come inside!‘
Hans giggled, “It needs more glitters.”
After he was done he got back to bed so he could get some more rest before the important day up ahead.
He got out of bed and took a quick shower where he already began practicing his magic skills.
The trick involves him turning his genitals from boy to girl and back, his colleagues have asked him many times how he does it, but he knew a real magician never reveal his secrets.
He packed his bag and headed to the community center where he did his magic shows.
He asked his two best friends Carl and Brice to be in the jury too.
They changed the spare room Hans was given for his equipment and practicing into a small audition room, they would sit behind a desk and the girl auditioning would stand in front of it on a plastic twister mat.
Hans placed the poster he made on the window near the entrance and began to invite girls to audition, but none of them listened.
“Hans you need pamphlets.” Carl said.
And luckily Carl knew this guy that knew another guy that worked a print shop and he would print them some pamphlets for a discount price.
Later that morning Carl came back with a couple of hundred pamphlet.
“These look good, let’s hand them out to the ladies.”, Brice said.
The three of them went outside and started handing out the pamphlets to anything with breasts.
“Dude! That was a guy.”, Brice shouts at Carl.
Carl looked back surprised, “I couldn’t tell right away, and before I knew the fat guy had his greasy fingers all over my pamphlet.”
“Yeah right.”, Brice said.
The pamphlet said the auditions would begin at 2 PM.
So they went inside and took their seats behind the desk.
“You think they can find this room?”, Carl asked.
“Yeah I placed signs guiding them all the way.”, Hans said.
Hans seemed to be counting the paper sheets he had in front of him, “You think we have enough paper?”
“Off course we do, don’t worry about it.”, Brice said and he paused when he heard heels tapping in the hallway.
The three boys watched the door like hawks watching a field mouse in a wheelchair.
The door slowly opened and in stepped a gorgeous young woman wearing a short red dress and standing on high heels.
“I’m here to audition for the magic show.”, She said.
The boys stared at her chest for a while, “So what should I do?” She asked.
“Oh, as a magic assistant you need to be more than good looking, you have to act along in the magic tricks.”, Hans explained.
“So just act like the board behind you is a box where I stepped inside and I have disappeared when you open it.”, Hans said.
She had never been to a magic show before, but she did watch a lot of Wheel of Fortune.
So she walked back and forth with a big smile on her face and doing some hand gestures.
But the boys were still looking at her chest, “Very good!” Brice said.
And they all applaud her, and after her a couple more girls audition, 2 hours had passed by and they were waiting again.
“These girls are hot, just pick the hottest.”, Carl said while he circled the boobs he had drawn on his paper sheet.
“But none of them were passioned about magic.”, Hans said while he studied his list.
Brice was shaking his head, “Just think about what the audience wants to see.”
Hans looked up from his list and asked, “What about the first girl then?”
“She’s on second place on my list, boob-wize.”, Carl said.
Brice got up and walked over to the phone that was hanging on the wall next to the door and dialed in the number of the first girl.
“Hi, this is Brice, from the audition.”
“We gave it some thought and we picked you to be Hans his new assistant, you mind coming over?”
Brice looked over his shoulder and gave the guys a thumbs up.
“Okay then, see you in a bit.”, He said right before he hung up the phone.
“She said she would be right here. And it’s five so our job is done.”, Brice said.
“Actually there’s still ten minutes left.”, Hans said while Brice sat back down.
“What do you expect to barge in right before the end?”, Carl asked.
And while Carl said that they heard foot steps in the hallway that led to their room.
“You think it’s her already?”, Carl asked them.
The door opened and in stepped a young lady with a nice smile on her face.
“Hi, sorry I’m this late but I had to..”, She was saying before Brice interrupted her, “We don’t care just begin.”
Carl put her on the bottom of his list, because her breast weren’t big enough for his liking.
And Brice thought she looked to chubby and didn’t even bother putting her on his list.
“Do you like magic?”, Hans asked her.
“I love magic, I have always wanted to be a magician but when my mom got sick I had to take care of her and my baby brother so I didn’t get the time to follow that dream.”, She explained without dropping her smile.
“Wow, that’s amazing, now do your thing so we can get out of here.”, Brice said.
She pretended the board was a magic device and her presentation was much better than any of the other girls did.
Hans applaud, “That was great.”
“Don’t call us, we will call you.”, Brice said.
The girl left the room and the boys discuss her.
“Yeah yeah, the girl was the best so far, but she’s flat chested.”, Carl said.
“What kind of audience would want to see that on stage?”, Brice said.
Hans wasn’t sure what to say, “I.. Think she was great.”
They heard foot steps coming down the hall again.
The door opened and in stepped the hot girl from before.
“Hi boys.”, She said while she pushed her bra that little extra bit upwards.
“Hans.”, Brice said.
Hans looked up, “Oh right, we picked you to be my new assistant, I just have a question or two.”
“Sure go ahead.”, She said while she chewed her gum like a cow.
“This job might be dangerous, so would you be okay with the small chance of getting stabbed, disappearing forever or turning into a rabbit?”, Hans asked her.
The girl stood there with her mouth wide open, her chewing gum was slowly fall down from her upper molars.
“No way.”, She said while she walked out of the room.
“DUDE!”, Carl yelled.
Hans turned to them and said, “Listen I do a magic show, and she doesn’t even like magic.”
“Screw this I’m out of here.”, Brice said as he ran after the hot girl.
“Think he’s going to try to her phone number.”, Carl said followed by laughter.
“Thanks for the help Carl.”, Hans said while he folded the paper sheet he had been writing on.
It had all the girls that auditioned written on it with their phone numbers and what he thought of them.
Carl walked towards the door and turned around, “See you later alligator.”
Later that night while Hans was lying in bed and staring up at the glow in the dark stars he sticked onto his ceiling.
He couldn’t get Erika out of his head, she loved magic and did great at her audition.
She would be perfect for his show, and he actually didn’t find her unattractive at all.
He looked to his side and saw it was 3:15 AM, he wasn’t sure why he suddenly did it, but he picked up the phone and unfolded the paper sheet and found her number on it and began to call her.
“Hello?”, It was Erika’s voice, she sounded a little sleep.
He listened to her breathing for a while.
“Who is this?”, She asked.
“Sorry, this is Hans.”
“From the audition?”, She asked.
“Yes, and I’m sorry to call you this late, it’s just that me and the guys picked this supermodel girl to be my assistant. And..”
“What?! You call me at three in the morning to tell me you picked some big breasted barbie?!”, She yelled right before she hung up the phone.
Hans couldn’t sleep that night because he gave Erika the wrong impression and she might feel bad all night.
That afternoon he was practicing his magic tricks which was going pretty bad.
He picked up the phone and tried calling her again.
“Erika.”, Was all she said.
Hans knew he had only one chance to make sure she wouldn’t hang up on him so he said a whole lot in a short period of time, “Hi, this is Hans again, please don’t hang up, you misunderstood me last night and I wanted to tell you that I didn’t want to have that girl be my assistant, but that I want you.”
And while he was catching his breath she apologized, “Sorry, but you know how it sounded right.”
“That’s okay, why don’t you come down today and we can get started.”, Hans said.
“How about right now?”, She asked.
And so she came right down to the community center.
He explained her how he did his tricks and she listened to his every word.
And she liked the glitters on his poster.
They practiced together for days before they gave a real show in front of a live audience.
Hans sometimes forgot parts of his tricks, and she helped him out whenever that happened.
His show had never been this good, and people actually came to see it.
The only two that still weren’t happy were Brice and Carl sitting in the back row.
“Still thinking he should have gone with the hot chick.”, Carl said.
Brice faced him, “Yeah.”
Hans said this to every girl that walked by him, and for him it was really magical because he couldn’t understand how she got that a big ass in those tight pants, even for a magician like him.
Well a semi-pro magician as he would explain it.
He always explained his friends and family, “You see I don’t need to get paid, I love doing magic and if I need money I can just take some magically make me some.”
He walked up in front of the next hot girl he saw and he tried his best not to speak with to much spit flying at her, “What do I need to pull out of my magic hat to get you to watch my show.”
He was actually holding his hat upside down in front of her, the girl didn’t respond and kept walking and he walked with her backwards, and slowly made a wrapped condom appear from his hat which made the girl gave him an angry look.
“Too soon?” He asked.
He bumped into someone while he was walking backwards he apologized and when he turned back around the girl was gone.
This inspired him, what if he could get a pretty girl to be in his show instead of trying to get them to come watch it.
At night during one of his wet dreams Hans thought up a brilliant new trick, and on top of that he had a great idea how to pick the perfect girl to be his assistant, auditions!
In the middle of the night he got out of bed, ignoring his wet spiderman undies he sat behind his desk and started drawing a poster.
‘Hans Magic Unlimited!
Now holding auditions, come inside!‘
Hans giggled, “It needs more glitters.”
After he was done he got back to bed so he could get some more rest before the important day up ahead.
He got out of bed and took a quick shower where he already began practicing his magic skills.
The trick involves him turning his genitals from boy to girl and back, his colleagues have asked him many times how he does it, but he knew a real magician never reveal his secrets.
He packed his bag and headed to the community center where he did his magic shows.
He asked his two best friends Carl and Brice to be in the jury too.
They changed the spare room Hans was given for his equipment and practicing into a small audition room, they would sit behind a desk and the girl auditioning would stand in front of it on a plastic twister mat.
Hans placed the poster he made on the window near the entrance and began to invite girls to audition, but none of them listened.
“Hans you need pamphlets.” Carl said.
And luckily Carl knew this guy that knew another guy that worked a print shop and he would print them some pamphlets for a discount price.
Later that morning Carl came back with a couple of hundred pamphlet.
“These look good, let’s hand them out to the ladies.”, Brice said.
The three of them went outside and started handing out the pamphlets to anything with breasts.
“Dude! That was a guy.”, Brice shouts at Carl.
Carl looked back surprised, “I couldn’t tell right away, and before I knew the fat guy had his greasy fingers all over my pamphlet.”
“Yeah right.”, Brice said.
The pamphlet said the auditions would begin at 2 PM.
So they went inside and took their seats behind the desk.
“You think they can find this room?”, Carl asked.
“Yeah I placed signs guiding them all the way.”, Hans said.
Hans seemed to be counting the paper sheets he had in front of him, “You think we have enough paper?”
“Off course we do, don’t worry about it.”, Brice said and he paused when he heard heels tapping in the hallway.
The three boys watched the door like hawks watching a field mouse in a wheelchair.
The door slowly opened and in stepped a gorgeous young woman wearing a short red dress and standing on high heels.
“I’m here to audition for the magic show.”, She said.
The boys stared at her chest for a while, “So what should I do?” She asked.
“Oh, as a magic assistant you need to be more than good looking, you have to act along in the magic tricks.”, Hans explained.
“So just act like the board behind you is a box where I stepped inside and I have disappeared when you open it.”, Hans said.
She had never been to a magic show before, but she did watch a lot of Wheel of Fortune.
So she walked back and forth with a big smile on her face and doing some hand gestures.
But the boys were still looking at her chest, “Very good!” Brice said.
And they all applaud her, and after her a couple more girls audition, 2 hours had passed by and they were waiting again.
“These girls are hot, just pick the hottest.”, Carl said while he circled the boobs he had drawn on his paper sheet.
“But none of them were passioned about magic.”, Hans said while he studied his list.
Brice was shaking his head, “Just think about what the audience wants to see.”
Hans looked up from his list and asked, “What about the first girl then?”
“She’s on second place on my list, boob-wize.”, Carl said.
Brice got up and walked over to the phone that was hanging on the wall next to the door and dialed in the number of the first girl.
“Hi, this is Brice, from the audition.”
“We gave it some thought and we picked you to be Hans his new assistant, you mind coming over?”
Brice looked over his shoulder and gave the guys a thumbs up.
“Okay then, see you in a bit.”, He said right before he hung up the phone.
“She said she would be right here. And it’s five so our job is done.”, Brice said.
“Actually there’s still ten minutes left.”, Hans said while Brice sat back down.
“What do you expect to barge in right before the end?”, Carl asked.
And while Carl said that they heard foot steps in the hallway that led to their room.
“You think it’s her already?”, Carl asked them.
The door opened and in stepped a young lady with a nice smile on her face.
“Hi, sorry I’m this late but I had to..”, She was saying before Brice interrupted her, “We don’t care just begin.”
Carl put her on the bottom of his list, because her breast weren’t big enough for his liking.
And Brice thought she looked to chubby and didn’t even bother putting her on his list.
“Do you like magic?”, Hans asked her.
“I love magic, I have always wanted to be a magician but when my mom got sick I had to take care of her and my baby brother so I didn’t get the time to follow that dream.”, She explained without dropping her smile.
“Wow, that’s amazing, now do your thing so we can get out of here.”, Brice said.
She pretended the board was a magic device and her presentation was much better than any of the other girls did.
Hans applaud, “That was great.”
“Don’t call us, we will call you.”, Brice said.
The girl left the room and the boys discuss her.
“Yeah yeah, the girl was the best so far, but she’s flat chested.”, Carl said.
“What kind of audience would want to see that on stage?”, Brice said.
Hans wasn’t sure what to say, “I.. Think she was great.”
They heard foot steps coming down the hall again.
The door opened and in stepped the hot girl from before.
“Hi boys.”, She said while she pushed her bra that little extra bit upwards.
“Hans.”, Brice said.
Hans looked up, “Oh right, we picked you to be my new assistant, I just have a question or two.”
“Sure go ahead.”, She said while she chewed her gum like a cow.
“This job might be dangerous, so would you be okay with the small chance of getting stabbed, disappearing forever or turning into a rabbit?”, Hans asked her.
The girl stood there with her mouth wide open, her chewing gum was slowly fall down from her upper molars.
“No way.”, She said while she walked out of the room.
“DUDE!”, Carl yelled.
Hans turned to them and said, “Listen I do a magic show, and she doesn’t even like magic.”
“Screw this I’m out of here.”, Brice said as he ran after the hot girl.
“Think he’s going to try to her phone number.”, Carl said followed by laughter.
“Thanks for the help Carl.”, Hans said while he folded the paper sheet he had been writing on.
It had all the girls that auditioned written on it with their phone numbers and what he thought of them.
Carl walked towards the door and turned around, “See you later alligator.”
Later that night while Hans was lying in bed and staring up at the glow in the dark stars he sticked onto his ceiling.
He couldn’t get Erika out of his head, she loved magic and did great at her audition.
She would be perfect for his show, and he actually didn’t find her unattractive at all.
He looked to his side and saw it was 3:15 AM, he wasn’t sure why he suddenly did it, but he picked up the phone and unfolded the paper sheet and found her number on it and began to call her.
“Hello?”, It was Erika’s voice, she sounded a little sleep.
He listened to her breathing for a while.
“Who is this?”, She asked.
“Sorry, this is Hans.”
“From the audition?”, She asked.
“Yes, and I’m sorry to call you this late, it’s just that me and the guys picked this supermodel girl to be my assistant. And..”
“What?! You call me at three in the morning to tell me you picked some big breasted barbie?!”, She yelled right before she hung up the phone.
Hans couldn’t sleep that night because he gave Erika the wrong impression and she might feel bad all night.
That afternoon he was practicing his magic tricks which was going pretty bad.
He picked up the phone and tried calling her again.
“Erika.”, Was all she said.
Hans knew he had only one chance to make sure she wouldn’t hang up on him so he said a whole lot in a short period of time, “Hi, this is Hans again, please don’t hang up, you misunderstood me last night and I wanted to tell you that I didn’t want to have that girl be my assistant, but that I want you.”
And while he was catching his breath she apologized, “Sorry, but you know how it sounded right.”
“That’s okay, why don’t you come down today and we can get started.”, Hans said.
“How about right now?”, She asked.
And so she came right down to the community center.
He explained her how he did his tricks and she listened to his every word.
And she liked the glitters on his poster.
They practiced together for days before they gave a real show in front of a live audience.
Hans sometimes forgot parts of his tricks, and she helped him out whenever that happened.
His show had never been this good, and people actually came to see it.
The only two that still weren’t happy were Brice and Carl sitting in the back row.
“Still thinking he should have gone with the hot chick.”, Carl said.
Brice faced him, “Yeah.”
