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  • Kocktail Party At The KKK

    August 20, 2009 — With 136 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    Somewhere in a unknown piece of farm land in the middle of the night
    the Ku Klux Klan is having a cocktail party or KKKocktail Party as the flyer said.
    You must be thinking drinking is hard wearing a hood like they do,
    don’t worry their drinks have long neon straws that they slide underneath their hoods.
    After to much drinking some of them started to get a bit rowdy.
    Some knocked each others straw from under their hoods.
    Others started to get into verbal fighting.
    “My hood is bigger than yours!” One KKKer said to the other.
    The other one had his comeback “No it’s not! Mine is! You stupid.”
    They started to push each other but nobody payed any attention to them.
    “Mine is whiter than yours!” The other one continued.
    This went on and on throughout the night.

    Just another kocktail party at the KKK.
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