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  • How To Jack A Car In Less Than 60 Seconds

    November 18, 2009 — With 730 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    Derrick laughed when he saw the owner of this nice looking car had left the window open high enough for him to unlock the door.
    He pulls the wire coat hanger from his sleeve and begins to shape it into a long wire with a hook on the end, like a party clown making a balloon animal.
    He guides the hook down to the knob and pulls it up which unlocked the door.
    And in the blink of an eye, or after a single heart beat or as fast as a hummingbird flapped his wings once, he is inside the car unscrewing a small panel below the steering wheel.
    Just like in the movies he rubs two wires together which starts the engine.
    And with a big smile underneath his ski mask he drives off, such a perfect steal needs some nice background music he thought to himself.
    Derrick was hoping for some fast rock music so he could race through the streets, but instead a male voice yelled at him, “Don’t change the channel!”
    Derrick’s hand was hovering in front of the radio, “You think you can steal my car and get away with it?!”
    Derrick nods without noticing it himself, “Listen up and listen carefully if you want to stay alive.”
    The doors lock.
    He is speechless but the man on the radio isn’t, “I need you to dump the body that’s left in the trunk of the car.”
    His hand moves back to the steering wheel, “So drive the car to the harbor and dump the body in the water, you got it?”
    Derrick was unsure if he should talk back to the radio, “Well? Speak up.”
    “Yes.”, Derrick said in a fear coated voice.
    He took a sharp turn and headed towards the harbor, “Good, if you dump the body you can keep the car, and there is $2000 in the glove compartment as your reward.”
    Derrick couldn’t believe his ears and pushed his foot down on the gas pedal, “But don’t race there, we don’t want to attract any cops.”
    He arrives at the harbor and maneuvers the car between rows of containers.
    “Oh my God!! Stop the fucking car, it’s a bee!!”
    Derrick was confused but immediately hits his break and out of automatism he turns the engine off which also turns off the radio.
    “I’m allergic to bees!” A muffled voice behind him shouts, he takes a look over his shoulder but the back seat is completely empty.
    “Get me out of here!” the voice shouted again, which seemed to be coming from the trunk.
    Derrick gets out of the car and walks to the trunk, he slowly opens it and a guy jumps out fighting with a honeybee.
    The guy was wearing a headset and was trying to hit the bee with his microphone.
    After the bee was gone the guy walked back to Derrick, “Damn it.”
    “Whats going on, who are you?” Derrick asks the guy.
    “I had it all sort out, I took a couple of bottles of sleeping pills and was suppose to be in a coma by now, and you would dump my body into the water.”, The guy explains.
    “So you wanted your suicide to look like a killing?”, Derrick asks.
    “Ugh!” The guy was unable to continue talking because his head was swelling up.
    Somewhere along the fight the bee managed to land a hit with it’s stinger.
    The guy fainted and fell back into the trunk, Derrick saw how to check someones pulse from a television show.
    No heartbeat, so he ponders what to do.
    Should he leave the car and get away as far as possible using the money in the glove compartment?
    Or should he finish the deal and take both the cash and car.
    He chose the latter and tried lifted the guy but he was much heavier then he looks, probably so he would sink to the bottom of the water instead of float.
    Derrick drags the guy’s body to the edge of the dock and lets him fall in.
    After watching him sink Derrick got back into the car and changed the radio station to something more rocky and drives to his guy that will buy his stolen goods.
    He is driving along a street going in and out of the light coming from the streetlights when suddenly a bee lands on his nose.
    His eyes cross as he sees it just sitting there he slaps it away and the bee is upset.
    They fight and the car zigzags over the street until his car hits a streetlight.
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