Somewhere on the island of Haiti a family is on their way back to the airport when their van suddenly breaks down.
“I’ll go see whats wrong.”, Daren said as he got out of the car.
He opened up the hood of the car and smoke was coming from the engine, it was hard to see anything because it was the middle of the night.
He walked to the side of the car where his wife was seated and waited for her window to come down, “Honey, do we have a flashlight?” He asked.
She checked the glove compartment, “Nothing here, what about in the back.”, She said.
And so he walked to the back of the car but since it was a rental there was nothing in the back of the car.
He stood there for a while thinking it over, he knew the engine just needed some water but they only had soda with them, he walked back to his side of the car when he saw a cottage with a orange glow around it, “Hey theres a house over there, maybe they have one.”, He said and jogged over to the cottage.
It was dark inside and he heard voices coming from behind the house so he walked over there.
There was a group of people dancing around a fire wearing weird costumes and some wore scary looking maps.
“He.., hello.”, Daren said to one of the people standing by the side of the house, the man seemed to be high on something and was just smiling at him.
The singing continued, Hamdale hee! Hamdala hee!
“My car broke down just a short walk from here, the engine is overheated and my family is inside and we have a plane to catch.”
He walked around some more hoping someone was still on the ground and able to help him, Hiede Ha Hiede Ha.
And he started to ask each person dancing around the fire that passed him by.
“Listen I was just wondering if anyone had a flashlight and some water, thats all.”, Daren said to one of them.
Hella hella hoo.
He didn’t give up easily and tried again, “Flashlight Anyone?”
Hella hoo.
“Water?” He asked.
He couldn’t really tell if they were men or women but then a topless woman passed him by, “Excuse me miss, I just need some..”
He heard a coming from the cottage behind him, he turned around to see what it was.
A short man walked outside, “They are praying to the Gods for things, wishes or money or health.”, He explained while walking down a small set of steps.
“Everyone wants something.”, Daren replied.
The man smiled at him and leaned against the railing of the steps.
“My van broke down just over there and if I could just borrow a flashlight and get some water so I can get the engine to cool off that would get us on our way.”, Daren explained.
Yo Magga Yo Magga
The man was simply smiling at him and leaning against the railing.
Dukkhu Te Dukkhu
Daren looked at the van filled with his sons and daughters, knowing his wife must be going crazy right now with nine kids in the back.
“Children are great.”, The man said who was also looking at the van.
“Yes they are, can’t get enough of them.”, Daren said.
The man laughed and went back into his cottage.
He quickly returned with a flash light and a bottle of water, “Keep da flashlight.”
The man then handed him a small flask, “Here take this with you, good for your..”, He explained while pointing at Daren’s crotch.
“Aah! Thank you, for all your help Sir.”, Daren said and started jogging back to his van.
The man waved him goodbye and yelled, “Bad things happen if you miss use that potion friend, so don’t.”
Daren managed to cool down the engine and got back into the driver’s seat.
He handed his wife the flask and started the car and continued their drive to the airport.
“They said it was good for the libido.”, Daren explained while staying focussed on the road.
His wife rolled down her window and threw the flask out of the window.
“What!? Are you crazy?” Daren yelled.
“Crazy? Those people are crazy, and besides we have nine kids, don’t you think that’s enough?” She said.
She turned around towards the kids fighting on the back seats, “Now shut up back there!” She yelled.
His wife made a good point, “But the man said if its used in any other way besides drinking it, bad things will happen.”, Daren said.
“Don’t believe that nonsense, but it’s still nice you found someone there that would help us.”, His wife replied.
When the plane was finally on it’s way back to England and their nine children were fast asleep Daren picked the novelty voodoo doll from his backpack and tried to scare his wife with it, “Hoooo, voodoo!”
“You’re an idiot.”, Was all she said to him.
He pretended the voodoo doll was walking on the small tray he pulled out of the seat in front of him, “Oh look at me, I’m a voodoo doll.”, He said while it was walking around.
He blew air against the doll and pretended it was caught in a storm, it flew up against the small television and at the same time the airplane tilted to the right side, some magazines and plates of food flew by him.
The airplane adjusted itself again and the pilot apologized for what just happened.
Daren held onto the doll as if it was the most important thing in the universe, for the whole eleven hour flight he did not move, drink, eat, pee or sleep.
He thanked all the Gods he could think of when he plane landed safely on British soil, the pilots were standing by the exit shaking hands and receiving thanks for landing the plane safely, when Daren go to the captain he handed him the doll, his head was covered in sweat and he looked as if he had not slept for days, “Here, this, this voodoo doll is someone how connected to you, it’s my fault the plane nearly crashed earlier.”, Daren explained.
The captain was too afraid to say anything so accepted the voodoo doll and nodded.
“I swear I didn’t know, I just thought it would be a nice keychain!” Daren yelled as his wife and nine kids dragged him out of the airplane.
“I’ll go see whats wrong.”, Daren said as he got out of the car.
He opened up the hood of the car and smoke was coming from the engine, it was hard to see anything because it was the middle of the night.
He walked to the side of the car where his wife was seated and waited for her window to come down, “Honey, do we have a flashlight?” He asked.
She checked the glove compartment, “Nothing here, what about in the back.”, She said.
And so he walked to the back of the car but since it was a rental there was nothing in the back of the car.
He stood there for a while thinking it over, he knew the engine just needed some water but they only had soda with them, he walked back to his side of the car when he saw a cottage with a orange glow around it, “Hey theres a house over there, maybe they have one.”, He said and jogged over to the cottage.
It was dark inside and he heard voices coming from behind the house so he walked over there.
There was a group of people dancing around a fire wearing weird costumes and some wore scary looking maps.
“He.., hello.”, Daren said to one of the people standing by the side of the house, the man seemed to be high on something and was just smiling at him.
The singing continued, Hamdale hee! Hamdala hee!
“My car broke down just a short walk from here, the engine is overheated and my family is inside and we have a plane to catch.”
He walked around some more hoping someone was still on the ground and able to help him, Hiede Ha Hiede Ha.
And he started to ask each person dancing around the fire that passed him by.
“Listen I was just wondering if anyone had a flashlight and some water, thats all.”, Daren said to one of them.
Hella hella hoo.
He didn’t give up easily and tried again, “Flashlight Anyone?”
Hella hoo.
“Water?” He asked.
He couldn’t really tell if they were men or women but then a topless woman passed him by, “Excuse me miss, I just need some..”
He heard a coming from the cottage behind him, he turned around to see what it was.
A short man walked outside, “They are praying to the Gods for things, wishes or money or health.”, He explained while walking down a small set of steps.
“Everyone wants something.”, Daren replied.
The man smiled at him and leaned against the railing of the steps.
“My van broke down just over there and if I could just borrow a flashlight and get some water so I can get the engine to cool off that would get us on our way.”, Daren explained.
Yo Magga Yo Magga
The man was simply smiling at him and leaning against the railing.
Dukkhu Te Dukkhu
Daren looked at the van filled with his sons and daughters, knowing his wife must be going crazy right now with nine kids in the back.
“Children are great.”, The man said who was also looking at the van.
“Yes they are, can’t get enough of them.”, Daren said.
The man laughed and went back into his cottage.
He quickly returned with a flash light and a bottle of water, “Keep da flashlight.”
The man then handed him a small flask, “Here take this with you, good for your..”, He explained while pointing at Daren’s crotch.
“Aah! Thank you, for all your help Sir.”, Daren said and started jogging back to his van.
The man waved him goodbye and yelled, “Bad things happen if you miss use that potion friend, so don’t.”
Daren managed to cool down the engine and got back into the driver’s seat.
He handed his wife the flask and started the car and continued their drive to the airport.
“They said it was good for the libido.”, Daren explained while staying focussed on the road.
His wife rolled down her window and threw the flask out of the window.
“What!? Are you crazy?” Daren yelled.
“Crazy? Those people are crazy, and besides we have nine kids, don’t you think that’s enough?” She said.
She turned around towards the kids fighting on the back seats, “Now shut up back there!” She yelled.
His wife made a good point, “But the man said if its used in any other way besides drinking it, bad things will happen.”, Daren said.
“Don’t believe that nonsense, but it’s still nice you found someone there that would help us.”, His wife replied.
When the plane was finally on it’s way back to England and their nine children were fast asleep Daren picked the novelty voodoo doll from his backpack and tried to scare his wife with it, “Hoooo, voodoo!”
“You’re an idiot.”, Was all she said to him.
He pretended the voodoo doll was walking on the small tray he pulled out of the seat in front of him, “Oh look at me, I’m a voodoo doll.”, He said while it was walking around.
He blew air against the doll and pretended it was caught in a storm, it flew up against the small television and at the same time the airplane tilted to the right side, some magazines and plates of food flew by him.
The airplane adjusted itself again and the pilot apologized for what just happened.
Daren held onto the doll as if it was the most important thing in the universe, for the whole eleven hour flight he did not move, drink, eat, pee or sleep.
He thanked all the Gods he could think of when he plane landed safely on British soil, the pilots were standing by the exit shaking hands and receiving thanks for landing the plane safely, when Daren go to the captain he handed him the doll, his head was covered in sweat and he looked as if he had not slept for days, “Here, this, this voodoo doll is someone how connected to you, it’s my fault the plane nearly crashed earlier.”, Daren explained.
The captain was too afraid to say anything so accepted the voodoo doll and nodded.
“I swear I didn’t know, I just thought it would be a nice keychain!” Daren yelled as his wife and nine kids dragged him out of the airplane.
