‘Around the world’ wasn’t just Jeremy’s favorite yo-yo move ever.
It was also something he took literally.
He thought it would be fun to walk around the world with his yo-yo.
Traveling from place to place, meeting all kinds of people and all kinds of people met Jeremy.
If they liked meeting him or not is another thing.
“Dizzy baby” said Jeremy as he jiggles his yo-yo around.
The girl with the large bosom eating an ice cream gave him not even a single second of her attention.
She just kept licking and licking her ice cream making him dizzy.
This because he payed attention to his yo-yo yo-yoing up and down and at the same time he watched her tongue licking the drops of ice cream that were streaming down from the cone to her fingers.
He continued to waggle around town with his yo-yo.
As he ‘walks the dog’ with his yo-yo pretending to be the dog he stumbles upon two man fighting verbally but nearing a physical one.
Clearly the tall man wobbling on one leg almost like a flamingo that ate some chillies, had dog poop underneath his shoe.
And the man he is channeling all his anger to is in front of him, a trembling and wrinkly old man holding a leash with a tiny dog on the other end.
The tall man takes a swing at the old man, which turns out to have been a bad idea, because the wrinkly old man wasn’t trembling and twitching out of fear but because he had Parkinson’s.
In fact the wrinkly old man used to be a boxing champion, he zigzagged and zagzigged before he knocked out the rude tall man with one punch.
Jeremy walked pass the old man with caution as he continued swinging his yo-yo.
The next corner he went around turned into an empty street.
He yo-yoed all the way down the street until he walked by a fence.
And as perfect as the moment was he started to ‘Hop the fence’ when a guy holding a brown bag full of money,
which Jeremy did not know at that time, jumped over the fence or hopped it if you want, making the two of them collide.
The thief continued running down the street, and when Jeremy was done wriggling the cop that was chasing the thief bumped into him too.
Which made him spin around, he tried his best not to get his twisted up by his yo-yo.
He saves himself and the yo-yo from twisting up and turns it into the ‘Worm hole’ move.
After that he continued his journey across town until he go into a street filled with police car and loud noises.
He was about to walk in front of the cops line of fire and began his ‘Shoot the moon’ move.
And as his yo-yo got launched into the air the bandits inside the bank started to shoot their way out.
Sadly for Jeremy he was like a wall between the cops and robbers.
He got perforated by their bullets, and the robbers got into their getaway car leaving Jeremy falling to the ground.
Everything seemed to move in slow motion for him and as his final move he tried a trick he had not done in a very long time.
‘The Atomic Bomb’
He managed to do it, and the yo-yo slips from his finger and flies into the air.
He laid there on the concrete sidewalk twitching with his yo-yo coming back down to the ground.
At first he tried to position himself so he could catch it again, squirming his way across the sidewalk with blood gushing out the holes in his body.
The yo-yo shattered on the concrete as it landed, and he jolted and fluttered.
But then he saw a white light.
Most would argue about what it was.
Was it actual atom bomb exploding activated by his yo-yo?
Or did he see the light that lead him into heaven.
Some say it was brought on by hypoxia.
We will never forget Jeremy the traveling yoyoer.
It was also something he took literally.
He thought it would be fun to walk around the world with his yo-yo.
Traveling from place to place, meeting all kinds of people and all kinds of people met Jeremy.
If they liked meeting him or not is another thing.
“Dizzy baby” said Jeremy as he jiggles his yo-yo around.
The girl with the large bosom eating an ice cream gave him not even a single second of her attention.
She just kept licking and licking her ice cream making him dizzy.
This because he payed attention to his yo-yo yo-yoing up and down and at the same time he watched her tongue licking the drops of ice cream that were streaming down from the cone to her fingers.
He continued to waggle around town with his yo-yo.
As he ‘walks the dog’ with his yo-yo pretending to be the dog he stumbles upon two man fighting verbally but nearing a physical one.
Clearly the tall man wobbling on one leg almost like a flamingo that ate some chillies, had dog poop underneath his shoe.
And the man he is channeling all his anger to is in front of him, a trembling and wrinkly old man holding a leash with a tiny dog on the other end.
The tall man takes a swing at the old man, which turns out to have been a bad idea, because the wrinkly old man wasn’t trembling and twitching out of fear but because he had Parkinson’s.
In fact the wrinkly old man used to be a boxing champion, he zigzagged and zagzigged before he knocked out the rude tall man with one punch.
Jeremy walked pass the old man with caution as he continued swinging his yo-yo.
The next corner he went around turned into an empty street.
He yo-yoed all the way down the street until he walked by a fence.
And as perfect as the moment was he started to ‘Hop the fence’ when a guy holding a brown bag full of money,
which Jeremy did not know at that time, jumped over the fence or hopped it if you want, making the two of them collide.
The thief continued running down the street, and when Jeremy was done wriggling the cop that was chasing the thief bumped into him too.
Which made him spin around, he tried his best not to get his twisted up by his yo-yo.
He saves himself and the yo-yo from twisting up and turns it into the ‘Worm hole’ move.
After that he continued his journey across town until he go into a street filled with police car and loud noises.
He was about to walk in front of the cops line of fire and began his ‘Shoot the moon’ move.
And as his yo-yo got launched into the air the bandits inside the bank started to shoot their way out.
Sadly for Jeremy he was like a wall between the cops and robbers.
He got perforated by their bullets, and the robbers got into their getaway car leaving Jeremy falling to the ground.
Everything seemed to move in slow motion for him and as his final move he tried a trick he had not done in a very long time.
‘The Atomic Bomb’
He managed to do it, and the yo-yo slips from his finger and flies into the air.
He laid there on the concrete sidewalk twitching with his yo-yo coming back down to the ground.
At first he tried to position himself so he could catch it again, squirming his way across the sidewalk with blood gushing out the holes in his body.
The yo-yo shattered on the concrete as it landed, and he jolted and fluttered.
But then he saw a white light.
Most would argue about what it was.
Was it actual atom bomb exploding activated by his yo-yo?
Or did he see the light that lead him into heaven.
Some say it was brought on by hypoxia.
We will never forget Jeremy the traveling yoyoer.
