The story says they lived happily ever after, but happily could have been a bit too generous.
They just wouldn’t notice their own unhappiness due to the amount of chocolates they were consume on a daily base.
And we all know chocolate causes the brain releases endorphins into the body which makes us feel good.
When they gave their father the valuable golden coins it didn’t take him long to lose it at the roulette table, putting him in debt.
He tried to sell his daughter to the local brothel but Hansel saved his sister by taking her with him, they returned to the only place they knew to find, the gingerbread house.
It was still vacant so they dusted the insides and cleaned the oven and started to live there.
At first things appeared fine but their little minds were too traumatized by all that had happened and they began to eat all the sweets above their heads to feel better.
They kept stuffing their mouths and filling their bellies until their bodies began to blow up like balloons.
But they didn’t float up even an inch because they weren’t filled with hot air but with gallons of fat.
They had been lying in their beds for days maybe weeks before they were found by some engineers and construction workers that were checking out the route of the new horse highway that would go straight through the magical forest.
Fortunately for the brother and sister the gingerbread house was in the way and they made a deal, they would be taken to the best hospital in the land and get liposuction which back then involved tapeworms.
Right before the crane lifted them up onto a carriage they both snatched one of the dark chocolate bars from their beds.
After a couple of days of medieval lipo they were back to their normal weight and began to opening the first fitness centers.
They even published a book on dieting called The breadcrumb diet.
They just wouldn’t notice their own unhappiness due to the amount of chocolates they were consume on a daily base.
And we all know chocolate causes the brain releases endorphins into the body which makes us feel good.
When they gave their father the valuable golden coins it didn’t take him long to lose it at the roulette table, putting him in debt.
He tried to sell his daughter to the local brothel but Hansel saved his sister by taking her with him, they returned to the only place they knew to find, the gingerbread house.
It was still vacant so they dusted the insides and cleaned the oven and started to live there.
At first things appeared fine but their little minds were too traumatized by all that had happened and they began to eat all the sweets above their heads to feel better.
They kept stuffing their mouths and filling their bellies until their bodies began to blow up like balloons.
But they didn’t float up even an inch because they weren’t filled with hot air but with gallons of fat.
They had been lying in their beds for days maybe weeks before they were found by some engineers and construction workers that were checking out the route of the new horse highway that would go straight through the magical forest.
Fortunately for the brother and sister the gingerbread house was in the way and they made a deal, they would be taken to the best hospital in the land and get liposuction which back then involved tapeworms.
Right before the crane lifted them up onto a carriage they both snatched one of the dark chocolate bars from their beds.
After a couple of days of medieval lipo they were back to their normal weight and began to opening the first fitness centers.
They even published a book on dieting called The breadcrumb diet.
