Not long ago a pilot crashed into the jungle and got saved by a tribe that lived there.
He adapted to their customs, ate their bugs and wore the clothes they gave him.
If you squint your eyes you might just think he was a native himself.
At night when the youngsters danced around the fire he would join them
and show them dance moves they’d never seen before.
Sadly none of the young ladies wanted him.
Don’t be mistaken it wasn’t because he was white or his age.
It was his frisbee.
His frisbee? You might wonder, yes his frisbee.
He told the chief that his frisbee would be much more effective while hunting.
All the tribe members laughed at him, even the teeth-less babies found it funny.
But earlier that day the hunters were out hunting followed by their white friend.
They sneaked around in the jungle until they saw a gazelle or was it a deer?
He wasn’t really sure what it was..
But he threw his frisbee at it and hit it right in the face.
The hunters were surprised by his success of hitting it with his plate like thing.
The frisbee was just a piece of plastic, it bounced right of the animal’s head and landed on the ground.
Clearly he had not recover from his crash, the bump against the window of the plane made him lose parts of his memory and sanity.
The hunters laughed and the leader threw his boomerang which nailed the gazelle right in the neck,
snapping it like a twig.
Boomerang 1 – Frisbee 0
He adapted to their customs, ate their bugs and wore the clothes they gave him.
If you squint your eyes you might just think he was a native himself.
At night when the youngsters danced around the fire he would join them
and show them dance moves they’d never seen before.
Sadly none of the young ladies wanted him.
Don’t be mistaken it wasn’t because he was white or his age.
It was his frisbee.
His frisbee? You might wonder, yes his frisbee.
He told the chief that his frisbee would be much more effective while hunting.
All the tribe members laughed at him, even the teeth-less babies found it funny.
But earlier that day the hunters were out hunting followed by their white friend.
They sneaked around in the jungle until they saw a gazelle or was it a deer?
He wasn’t really sure what it was..
But he threw his frisbee at it and hit it right in the face.
The hunters were surprised by his success of hitting it with his plate like thing.
The frisbee was just a piece of plastic, it bounced right of the animal’s head and landed on the ground.
Clearly he had not recover from his crash, the bump against the window of the plane made him lose parts of his memory and sanity.
The hunters laughed and the leader threw his boomerang which nailed the gazelle right in the neck,
snapping it like a twig.
Boomerang 1 – Frisbee 0
