He was sitting on the pink bed in the guest room, the room was in the middle of becoming their favorite niece’s sleep-over room.
His wife and the little girl were always baking cookies and those that the little girl made were going to be his death one day, they were like slabs of salt shaped like people, he had no choice but to eat them.
The closest Rex ever got to modern technology was when his wife used a thermometer on him to check his temperature.
He was now trying to figure out how to put in a dvd disc he got in the mail for free into the brand new pink Disney princess television in front of him.
After trying every button on the device a tray opened from the side and he placed the dvd disc in with the image on it facing his way.
The disc spinning inside the dvd player made a grinding sound, Rex figured that was probably normal and waited for the television to show him some moving images he had been wanting to see for days.
In the mean time he looked at the magazine the disc came with, the dvd player continued it’s grinding and he began to smell a strange odor.
When his nose finally figured out what it was, it was already too late and smoke was coming from the pink princess television.
He unplugged it and opened the window behind it to let the smell of burned plastic get out of the room.
He saw his wife’s car pulling up on the drive way, she was back much earlier then he had expected her to get back, their favorite niece was sitting in the backseat dressed up as a princess.
He knew he would be in great trouble if they found the porno disc inside the television, he had to somehow get it out and not let his wife notice.
He picked up the TV and locked himself in the attic, with a screwdriver he forced the tray open and picked his dirty dvd disc out.
He hid it inside a book about car mechanics, and sighed of relief.
His wife yelled from downstairs, they were back from shopping, he carried the television back to the room and when he was about to turn around and go downstairs and pretend that nothing had happened, his wife was standing in the doorpost.
She asked him why he looked so sweaty, he explained he had to go up and down the stairs a couple of times before they arrived.
She didn’t buy it and her eyes were scanning the room and over the princess bed sheet until she saw the porn magazine.
She was furious and the day after she took him to the doctor to get neutered, and Rex changed his name to Mickey to avoid confusion.
His wife and the little girl were always baking cookies and those that the little girl made were going to be his death one day, they were like slabs of salt shaped like people, he had no choice but to eat them.
The closest Rex ever got to modern technology was when his wife used a thermometer on him to check his temperature.
He was now trying to figure out how to put in a dvd disc he got in the mail for free into the brand new pink Disney princess television in front of him.
After trying every button on the device a tray opened from the side and he placed the dvd disc in with the image on it facing his way.
The disc spinning inside the dvd player made a grinding sound, Rex figured that was probably normal and waited for the television to show him some moving images he had been wanting to see for days.
In the mean time he looked at the magazine the disc came with, the dvd player continued it’s grinding and he began to smell a strange odor.
When his nose finally figured out what it was, it was already too late and smoke was coming from the pink princess television.
He unplugged it and opened the window behind it to let the smell of burned plastic get out of the room.
He saw his wife’s car pulling up on the drive way, she was back much earlier then he had expected her to get back, their favorite niece was sitting in the backseat dressed up as a princess.
He knew he would be in great trouble if they found the porno disc inside the television, he had to somehow get it out and not let his wife notice.
He picked up the TV and locked himself in the attic, with a screwdriver he forced the tray open and picked his dirty dvd disc out.
He hid it inside a book about car mechanics, and sighed of relief.
His wife yelled from downstairs, they were back from shopping, he carried the television back to the room and when he was about to turn around and go downstairs and pretend that nothing had happened, his wife was standing in the doorpost.
She asked him why he looked so sweaty, he explained he had to go up and down the stairs a couple of times before they arrived.
She didn’t buy it and her eyes were scanning the room and over the princess bed sheet until she saw the porn magazine.
She was furious and the day after she took him to the doctor to get neutered, and Rex changed his name to Mickey to avoid confusion.
