Right when Gabriel was putting pressure on his sphincter a voice outside his booth began talking, “I’m a killer. Stealth assassin. Special ops. Green beret.”
“Hello?”, he said to the unknown person standing outside of his booth.
The person failed to hear him and went on with his talking, “They gave me the codename, the cleaner.”
“Who’s there?”, Gabriel asked as he was getting slightly scared.
“Are you hard of hearing?”, the man asked with a irritated voice.
It startled Gabriel but on the bright side his business went down easier.
“No.”, Gabriel replied.
The man continued, “The government calls me to mop up.”
Gabriel wiped his butt and got off the toilet, his shoes landed into the rusty water from the bolds in the toilet splashing some onto his blue jeans.
“These hands have killed many.”, The man said.
“Germs right.”, Gabriel said while buckling his belt.
The man ignored him again as he continued, “I have destroyed millions.”
“More like cleaned countless of toilet seats.”, Gabriel said while he got out of the booth.
The man turned out to be the school’s janitor Siegfried, “Oh so you don’t believe me?” He asked.
Gabriel pressed the soap dispenser exactly 5 times before washing his hands in the sink.
After he dried his hands with 11 and a half sheets of paper he said to the janitor, “Clearly your Special mobs.”
Gabriel went back to arts & crafts hour at Mrs. Osentowski’s class to make a condor with glue, paper, some paint and exactly 351 glitters.
“Hello?”, he said to the unknown person standing outside of his booth.
The person failed to hear him and went on with his talking, “They gave me the codename, the cleaner.”
“Who’s there?”, Gabriel asked as he was getting slightly scared.
“Are you hard of hearing?”, the man asked with a irritated voice.
It startled Gabriel but on the bright side his business went down easier.
“No.”, Gabriel replied.
The man continued, “The government calls me to mop up.”
Gabriel wiped his butt and got off the toilet, his shoes landed into the rusty water from the bolds in the toilet splashing some onto his blue jeans.
“These hands have killed many.”, The man said.
“Germs right.”, Gabriel said while buckling his belt.
The man ignored him again as he continued, “I have destroyed millions.”
“More like cleaned countless of toilet seats.”, Gabriel said while he got out of the booth.
The man turned out to be the school’s janitor Siegfried, “Oh so you don’t believe me?” He asked.
Gabriel pressed the soap dispenser exactly 5 times before washing his hands in the sink.
After he dried his hands with 11 and a half sheets of paper he said to the janitor, “Clearly your Special mobs.”
Gabriel went back to arts & crafts hour at Mrs. Osentowski’s class to make a condor with glue, paper, some paint and exactly 351 glitters.
