Monday morning’s don’t only suck for you or any other working person but also for Ted who worked as a door-to-door salesmen.
He is walking a new route and sells his product door by door.
Housewives, elderly people, and a occasional houseman open the door and Ted starts his speech.
“Can I ask you some questions?
Some might be to personal so if you don’t want to answer those that will be fine.”
With a big grin on his face so large if the sun would reflect of it it could blind a satellite thats orbiting in space.
“Okay, then I will start right away do you have any kids?”
“You don’t alright are you married or in a relationship?”,
“A boyfriend, are you happy with how your life is going?”,
“Youre not so sure?, ill fill in a negative then.”,
“Do you have hope for the future?”,
“If not i have a once in a life time opportunity for you!”,
“For just $696,22 you can have a bottle or a tube for $312,55″,
“You will have enough hope to last yourself a life time!”,
“Before you interrupt, listen to this.”,
“If you buy two bottles today, so one for you and one for your boyfriend.”,
“You will receive a free tube to go with it for your unborn child!”,
“So which and how much will it be, do you own a credit card?”
“Sorry sir but my mother ain’t home.” Is the only reply he gets and the door shuts and Ted had received another defeat but wont give up and continues to the next house.
To sell people ‘Hope’.
He is walking a new route and sells his product door by door.
Housewives, elderly people, and a occasional houseman open the door and Ted starts his speech.
“Can I ask you some questions?
Some might be to personal so if you don’t want to answer those that will be fine.”
With a big grin on his face so large if the sun would reflect of it it could blind a satellite thats orbiting in space.
“Okay, then I will start right away do you have any kids?”
“You don’t alright are you married or in a relationship?”,
“A boyfriend, are you happy with how your life is going?”,
“Youre not so sure?, ill fill in a negative then.”,
“Do you have hope for the future?”,
“If not i have a once in a life time opportunity for you!”,
“For just $696,22 you can have a bottle or a tube for $312,55″,
“You will have enough hope to last yourself a life time!”,
“Before you interrupt, listen to this.”,
“If you buy two bottles today, so one for you and one for your boyfriend.”,
“You will receive a free tube to go with it for your unborn child!”,
“So which and how much will it be, do you own a credit card?”
“Sorry sir but my mother ain’t home.” Is the only reply he gets and the door shuts and Ted had received another defeat but wont give up and continues to the next house.
To sell people ‘Hope’.
