Pongo got fired from his previous adult clown job, because he got too fat they said.
So he went to look for a job in the children’s party clown industry.
For his first job he has to do his thing at Cody’s 12th birthday party.
Cody’s mom starts the announcement,
“Ok, kids gather around and get ready for Pongo the clown!”
The kids cheer under force and Pongo makes his grand entrance.
“Hi kids! are you all ready for some fantastic great fun?” he says.
Sweat already starts to drip from his poorly painted clown face.
His smile looks more like a frown, and his eyeshadow make him look like a beaten up crack whore.
“So what should I do first, I can do Magic tricks, Balloon animals, Juggle things, And play music…sort off.”
Cody Interrupts him and shouts “I want a piñata!”
All the kids join in on his shouting the famous words “piñata piñata piñata”.
“Ok, kids outside we go then to the piñata.” The blond queen says.
The pack of kids lead by a gloomy clown called Pongo walk outside.
A red-yellow-blue-green-pink colored piñata is hanging from a tree as far as Pongo can remember.
“Alright good don’t stop now, and do you really need to refer yourself as Pongo?
And why are you telling this in 3rd person?”
Pongo is swinging back and forth on a big fluffy sofa.
“Please continue Richard.” Pongo’s therapist asks with a tone in his voice that is just asking him to hurry up so he can get to lunch.
Cody started to hit the piñata and candy drips out of it like blood from a pig thats just been slaughtered.
The kids were cheering for Cody. “You can do it whack it to pieces Cody!”
So Cody battered up and whacks Pongo on the side of the head, knocking out Pongo.
“What no candy?” He shouts.
He continues to hit Pongo until blood came out of him but still no candy.
“Are you alright Mr. Clown?” The blond angel asks.
“Yea.. I think so.” Pongo wakes up lying on a couch in the living room.
Surrounded by 15 little devils, he looks around and see’s a stereo with a cd storage rack next to it.
He picks up ‘The Bee Gees Greatest Hits’ and puts it the player, picks a track.
Music starts bouncing from the speakers.
Pongo jumps on the table while taking off his jacket, he throws his plastic flower into Cody’s mother’s face.
“Mr. Pongo I don’t think your suppose to do this..”
Before she could finish her sentence half of the kids threw up after seeing Pongo dancing on top of the table wearing nothing but a leopard print thong.
Before he could take it off Cody whacks him on the head again.
Knocking him out.
“This sofa is pink and fluffy.” Pongo moves from side to side, tipping back and forth.
The waiting room of ‘Hypno-And-Go’ is still full of other patients waiting to go in for their session.
Someone dressed in a gorilla suit, Santa and a life size potato are waiting for some ‘Drive Through Therapy’.
So he went to look for a job in the children’s party clown industry.
For his first job he has to do his thing at Cody’s 12th birthday party.
Cody’s mom starts the announcement,
“Ok, kids gather around and get ready for Pongo the clown!”
The kids cheer under force and Pongo makes his grand entrance.
“Hi kids! are you all ready for some fantastic great fun?” he says.
Sweat already starts to drip from his poorly painted clown face.
His smile looks more like a frown, and his eyeshadow make him look like a beaten up crack whore.
“So what should I do first, I can do Magic tricks, Balloon animals, Juggle things, And play music…sort off.”
Cody Interrupts him and shouts “I want a piñata!”
All the kids join in on his shouting the famous words “piñata piñata piñata”.
“Ok, kids outside we go then to the piñata.” The blond queen says.
The pack of kids lead by a gloomy clown called Pongo walk outside.
A red-yellow-blue-green-pink colored piñata is hanging from a tree as far as Pongo can remember.
“Alright good don’t stop now, and do you really need to refer yourself as Pongo?
And why are you telling this in 3rd person?”
Pongo is swinging back and forth on a big fluffy sofa.
“Please continue Richard.” Pongo’s therapist asks with a tone in his voice that is just asking him to hurry up so he can get to lunch.
Cody started to hit the piñata and candy drips out of it like blood from a pig thats just been slaughtered.
The kids were cheering for Cody. “You can do it whack it to pieces Cody!”
So Cody battered up and whacks Pongo on the side of the head, knocking out Pongo.
“What no candy?” He shouts.
He continues to hit Pongo until blood came out of him but still no candy.
“Are you alright Mr. Clown?” The blond angel asks.
“Yea.. I think so.” Pongo wakes up lying on a couch in the living room.
Surrounded by 15 little devils, he looks around and see’s a stereo with a cd storage rack next to it.
He picks up ‘The Bee Gees Greatest Hits’ and puts it the player, picks a track.
Music starts bouncing from the speakers.
Pongo jumps on the table while taking off his jacket, he throws his plastic flower into Cody’s mother’s face.
“Mr. Pongo I don’t think your suppose to do this..”
Before she could finish her sentence half of the kids threw up after seeing Pongo dancing on top of the table wearing nothing but a leopard print thong.
Before he could take it off Cody whacks him on the head again.
Knocking him out.
“This sofa is pink and fluffy.” Pongo moves from side to side, tipping back and forth.
The waiting room of ‘Hypno-And-Go’ is still full of other patients waiting to go in for their session.
Someone dressed in a gorilla suit, Santa and a life size potato are waiting for some ‘Drive Through Therapy’.
