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  • Even A Porcelain Dog Knows His Place

    August 29, 2009 — With 179 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    “Sit.”
    There was a death silence.
    “Sit.”
    The bell attached to the door rings as it opens and closes.
    “Sit stupid dog.”
    The clerk of the porcelain gift shop turns towards his new customer and would have on a normal day greeted the person.
    But the person standing in front of him was Joe the local jazz dance instructor, wearing a chicken suit.
    The clerk did not like chickens so started grabbing random animal porcelain figures and throwing them at Joe.
    It became pretty gruesome when the chicken (Joe) started to throw back a big porcelain dog.
    “NO! Skipper..!” The clerk cried.
    Bits of porcelain dog were scattered over the shop floor.

    There had been a leak at the Laugh In A Can factory next to the small town of Hollydown.
    The bakery tried to bake bread made from sand.
    The butcher cut of his own limbs and somehow managed to weigh and wrap them in time.
    Police officers started to change places with the criminals in their jail cells.
    The postman started to retrieve mail instead of delivering it.
    The mayor’s behaviour didn’t change a bit.

    Today was the most exciting day in Hollydown’s history.
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