Ever since the cure for cancer was found on the bottom of a box of crayons in a suburb in Poland that belonged to a kid who was making a drawing of a dragon that was shopping for sneakers, the hospital had a nice budget left.
According to one of the board members, Dr. Kabler had a theory that fun could wake them up, a theory he thought up in the decade he had been working with coma patients.
Most of the other board members thought it was a ridiculous theory and he had to bribe every single one of them to get his way.
So a sports car, two gigolos, a night watching slides of Dr. Susan Hanger’s birthday party that her twenty four cats threw for her, and a blank check later he had gotten his way.
And Dr. Kabler had plans, big plans, but the board would need more bribing before his roller coaster idea would become a reality.
The idea was a roller coaster that connected two wards on different floors of the hospital and the coma patients would be put on the tracks and experience the greatest roller coaster ride ever, complete with loopings and corkscrews.
They would without a doubt wake up from their coma because of all the g-force and arrive at the new recovery ward.
The board did not like his idea but he bribed them again and the building started somewhere in May.
Not much later they finished building the roller coaster and the first to test it was Dr. Kabler himself, they fastened him onto one of the beds and all the board members would be waiting in the new recovery ward for him to arrive again.
When he arrived at the station he seemed to have fainted, but upon closer inspection it appeared he was in a coma, so they tried again and he woke up and had dreamed up many more great ideas.
“Sorry, I dragged this explanation on for far too long, but thats how this hospital turned into the number one amusement park in Europe. Oh, I see you lost your hand, in an industrial accident you say? Don’t worry take the log flume to the ER and I will page you a doctor immediately. Oh, and don’t forget your ponchos!” The nurse yelled right before she threw two ponchos into their faces.
According to one of the board members, Dr. Kabler had a theory that fun could wake them up, a theory he thought up in the decade he had been working with coma patients.
Most of the other board members thought it was a ridiculous theory and he had to bribe every single one of them to get his way.
So a sports car, two gigolos, a night watching slides of Dr. Susan Hanger’s birthday party that her twenty four cats threw for her, and a blank check later he had gotten his way.
And Dr. Kabler had plans, big plans, but the board would need more bribing before his roller coaster idea would become a reality.
The idea was a roller coaster that connected two wards on different floors of the hospital and the coma patients would be put on the tracks and experience the greatest roller coaster ride ever, complete with loopings and corkscrews.
They would without a doubt wake up from their coma because of all the g-force and arrive at the new recovery ward.
The board did not like his idea but he bribed them again and the building started somewhere in May.
Not much later they finished building the roller coaster and the first to test it was Dr. Kabler himself, they fastened him onto one of the beds and all the board members would be waiting in the new recovery ward for him to arrive again.
When he arrived at the station he seemed to have fainted, but upon closer inspection it appeared he was in a coma, so they tried again and he woke up and had dreamed up many more great ideas.
“Sorry, I dragged this explanation on for far too long, but thats how this hospital turned into the number one amusement park in Europe. Oh, I see you lost your hand, in an industrial accident you say? Don’t worry take the log flume to the ER and I will page you a doctor immediately. Oh, and don’t forget your ponchos!” The nurse yelled right before she threw two ponchos into their faces.
