The barber knew for sure she had split ends.
Even the psychiatrist seated next to her who was getting his cornrows fixed was sure about it.
She told them all about how her hair normally acted.
That before the events that lead her here took place, they were happy.
They all worked together to make her look even better.
Strings of hair lived next to each other in perfect harmony.
No matter what she did to her hair, or when the wind tried to make a mess of it.
They would always return to their normal position.
The psychiatrist’s tuneup was done but he remained seated to hear the end of her story.
So she was watching her favorite soap one lonely Thursday night, with a bucket of ice cream and wearing her teddy bear night gown that made her look the complete opposite of sexy.
A man repellent if you wish to call it that.
As she was watching her soap she was unaware that her hair was watching it too from over her shoulder.
She records all the episodes before the one of Thursday night, so her hair watched a couple of episodes of the soap that night.
In which they saw Daniel and Mariabella his maid getting married on the moon with Neil Armstrong as their preacher.
They saw Tom and Tom coming out of the closet in which they made gay loving.
And they saw Orfeo coming back to life for the 12th time with the help of a unicorn made out of mustard packets.
They were shocked when Kylie gave birth to a hermaphroditic quadrupling.
They saw Lucas getting kicked out of school for selling Prozac that the therapist subscribed him to 2nd graders,
after they saw him join a Hardcore/Indie/Death metal/Beat-boxing/Emo band by playing the violin.
They saw Dr. Salomon perform a dangerous operation on a two headed dog that tried to eat his own grandmother who was still alive inside their stomach.
They saw mankind’s madness inside a square box with moving images.
But what they really saw is they wanted to be alive and free!
Travel the world and have lives of their own, even if it meant doing messed up things like that just saw on TV.
As she was sleeping her hair started to split its ends and crawl off her pillow, out of the window she left open for cool air to come into her room.
They crawled down the wall of her flat, and they all chose different directions to go in and find their new lives.
They all ventured into the wide world to become doctors, maids, hair stylists, fashion models and to join indie rock bands.
Happy birthday Jennyfish!
Even the psychiatrist seated next to her who was getting his cornrows fixed was sure about it.
She told them all about how her hair normally acted.
That before the events that lead her here took place, they were happy.
They all worked together to make her look even better.
Strings of hair lived next to each other in perfect harmony.
No matter what she did to her hair, or when the wind tried to make a mess of it.
They would always return to their normal position.
The psychiatrist’s tuneup was done but he remained seated to hear the end of her story.
So she was watching her favorite soap one lonely Thursday night, with a bucket of ice cream and wearing her teddy bear night gown that made her look the complete opposite of sexy.
A man repellent if you wish to call it that.
As she was watching her soap she was unaware that her hair was watching it too from over her shoulder.
She records all the episodes before the one of Thursday night, so her hair watched a couple of episodes of the soap that night.
In which they saw Daniel and Mariabella his maid getting married on the moon with Neil Armstrong as their preacher.
They saw Tom and Tom coming out of the closet in which they made gay loving.
And they saw Orfeo coming back to life for the 12th time with the help of a unicorn made out of mustard packets.
They were shocked when Kylie gave birth to a hermaphroditic quadrupling.
They saw Lucas getting kicked out of school for selling Prozac that the therapist subscribed him to 2nd graders,
after they saw him join a Hardcore/Indie/Death metal/Beat-boxing/Emo band by playing the violin.
They saw Dr. Salomon perform a dangerous operation on a two headed dog that tried to eat his own grandmother who was still alive inside their stomach.
They saw mankind’s madness inside a square box with moving images.
But what they really saw is they wanted to be alive and free!
Travel the world and have lives of their own, even if it meant doing messed up things like that just saw on TV.
As she was sleeping her hair started to split its ends and crawl off her pillow, out of the window she left open for cool air to come into her room.
They crawled down the wall of her flat, and they all chose different directions to go in and find their new lives.
They all ventured into the wide world to become doctors, maids, hair stylists, fashion models and to join indie rock bands.
Happy birthday Jennyfish!
