If someone were to ask him, what he would bring with him if he somehow knew he would be stranded on a deserted island, he would say, his electric blanket.
Even though there wouldn’t be any outlets to plug it into, that’s just how much he loved it.
He took it with him anywhere he went and most of the times he had an extension cord in his backpack just in case.
Even with such an obsession he managed to find himself a nice girl that he asked to marry him.
She said yes without any doubt and a couple of months later she was walking down the aisle holding onto her father’s arm.
The groom was wearing a tuxedo and had a electric blanket wrapped around his waist with an extension cord running down the aisle.
Together they stood in front of the pastor who began the ceremony.
When the ancient old question was asked he immediately replied with ‘I do’
The pastor asked her the same question and she too said , ‘I do’
Rings went around fingers and they were ready to kiss.
‘You may now kiss the bride.’ The pastor said and so they did.
Everyone started celebrating.
The mother of the groom turned on her blender, the bride’s mother began blow drying everyone’s hair.
The two families were both electronic appliance crazy and their massive use of electricity made the lights on the ceiling pulse.
They ran out of church to their hybrid wedding vehicle, their family members showered them in batteries instead of the traditional rice.
Empty kitchen appliance boxes drag behind their hybrid car as they drive off into their future.
Even though there wouldn’t be any outlets to plug it into, that’s just how much he loved it.
He took it with him anywhere he went and most of the times he had an extension cord in his backpack just in case.
Even with such an obsession he managed to find himself a nice girl that he asked to marry him.
She said yes without any doubt and a couple of months later she was walking down the aisle holding onto her father’s arm.
The groom was wearing a tuxedo and had a electric blanket wrapped around his waist with an extension cord running down the aisle.
Together they stood in front of the pastor who began the ceremony.
When the ancient old question was asked he immediately replied with ‘I do’
The pastor asked her the same question and she too said , ‘I do’
Rings went around fingers and they were ready to kiss.
‘You may now kiss the bride.’ The pastor said and so they did.
Everyone started celebrating.
The mother of the groom turned on her blender, the bride’s mother began blow drying everyone’s hair.
The two families were both electronic appliance crazy and their massive use of electricity made the lights on the ceiling pulse.
They ran out of church to their hybrid wedding vehicle, their family members showered them in batteries instead of the traditional rice.
Empty kitchen appliance boxes drag behind their hybrid car as they drive off into their future.
