It’s a nice sunny day and a camera crew and reporter walk the streets asking
the ordinary folk some questions.
But because it was such a nice day most people were on the beach.
So after a while they finally find someone.
It’s a short fellow named Loup, who is more than welcome to help.

The reporter positions herself and Loup in front of the lens.
“Do you ever have bad dreams?”

So i woke up screaming.
Before that i was having a nightmare and in it a monster jumped me and ripped off my head.
Whats with that? If it were real i wouldn’t have screamed and done nothing to defend myself.

Shit!
Next I will hit the wall when it happens and break some of my fingers now wont I?

Loup is far from done with his ranting, he puts his arm around the reporter resting his hand on her shoulder.
Smiling brightly into the lens he continues.

The other night I had a bug.
Well.. bugging me i turned the light next to my bed on and saw it was a tiny jumping thing.
The rest of the night i had itches everywhere!
I didn’t sleep at all that night.

The reporter seems uncomfortable and mumbles “Stop taping this.” to the camera man.

What?
Don’t get me started on sleep walking.

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