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  • Do You Have The Balls?

    June 13, 2009 — With 468 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    Gerry is the worlds greatest dad if you believe the mug he got for fathers day.
    He is digging his way through an ocean of happy colored plastic balls that have unexplainable bad smell.
    As you might guess from this he is in a ball pool the size of a warehouse,
    at least so it would seem to be from his point of view.
    Continuing to dig through he tries finding his son Derren,
    he meets up with a kid that has a reputation to stick things up his nostrils.

    With two pencils sticking out of his nose he tells Gerry he doesn’t know any Derren’s.
    And so Gerry continues digging his way through plastic balls that not only smelled like plastic..
    In a corner he found a boy that is licking a red and blue ball.
    Apparently he couldn’t make up his mind on which of the two tasted best,
    so asked Gerry in return for some info.

    He licks both of them and tells the boy he thinks red tastes like strawberries and blue tasted like raspberries.
    With his tongue out of his mouth the boy tells him he thinks he is a weirdo.
    After cleaning his tongue the best he could, he asks the boy again where his son is.

    The boy is now smelling the two plastic balls,
    he looks up and tells Gerry “You must ask the wise and almighty elder one.”
    “Where would i find him?” He desperately begs the boy, but he gets no reply.
    With such useless information he is now looking for his son and someone wise and almighty.

    Digging his way further he finds a shoe and not much further a tubby boy only wearing one.
    He gave the kid back his shoe and the kid told him the wise and almighty one was on top of the mountain.
    So now he was looking for his son, and a wise and almighty on top of a mountain.

    He starts swimming to the surface of the ball pool.
    His head reaches some fresh air and he looks around.
    There is a tower which had a slide attached to it not far from him.
    Sitting on top of it was a kid wearing his pants as some sort of turban
    and his t shirt as his pants.

    So he climbed on top of the slide and looked at the strange looking kid.
    The kid doesn’t respond to his presence but Gerry asks him if he had seen his son.
    “WAIT! don’t tell me.. You are looking for you son, but can’t find him and now you have come to me for advice?”
    Gerry seems surprise and confused, which for him is a whole new experience.

    But before Gerry could say something in return,
    The speakers placed on the walls of the ball pool announce.
    ‘Could Gerry please come to the exit his wife and son want to go home.’

    And to this day the smell of plastic still makes Gerry flinch and twitch.
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