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  • Crunching Numbers

    January 28, 2010 — With 158 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    His job as an accountant involves a lot of things, mostly numbers though.
    Marlin Thammavong was good at his job, safe to say he was maybe the best accountant in the greater Hellissandur area.
    He found he worked best when he peeled all the numbers of the pages or screen and placed them in his mouth.
    Grinding them between his teeth, the sound of the grinding would block out any other sound at the office he worked at and he could think clearly for that moment.
    Claying the pulp with his tongue into all kind of objects, this time he made a miniature grand piano.
    While he picked it out of his mouth he did his best to suck the saliva off it.
    He gazed at his creation until all the calculations in his head were finished and placed it next to the others on his desk.
    Right between the miniature ice cream truck and a miniature dog thats licking it’s balls.
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