“It’s simply not possible. And reindeer don’t have the ability to fly, so how could they pull his sled around the world. And all in one night? That would require some kind of time altering machine and that’s simply not possible either. So I ask you, how do you do it? And all that fat he’s got, would never fit through a chimney, not to mention his ribcage would probably be too big. Unless he did some surgery like Marilyn Manson. And a bag that contains all the presents for all the kids in the world, that would be about 2.2 billion presents!” The kid that was sitting on his lap explained.
“Kid, what does it matter, it’s Christmas.”, Santa replied under his breath.
“And how come I didn’t get any presents last year? Don’t tell me its because of the bad economy!” The kid yelled while poking a small switchblade into Santa’s side.
The Santa at the shopping mall was sweating so badly that the glue that was holding the big white eyebrows and beard onto his face was losing its stickiness, and his disguise was slowly falling off his face revealing to all the kids waiting in line that he was an impostor, a charlatan, a con artist, a trickster.
The horde of kids in front of him started to yell and scream, pulling out the giant candy canes from the fake snow ready to beat all life out of him..
They ripped the Christmas lights from the trees and tied him and his fake elves up, some of the kids pulled the giant candy canes from the fake snow and began beating up the elves.
The kid was standing in front of Santa carrying a bunch of glass ornaments.
Streams of tears ran down Santa’s in blood covered face and yelled his final words, “Easy money they said!”
“Kid, what does it matter, it’s Christmas.”, Santa replied under his breath.
“And how come I didn’t get any presents last year? Don’t tell me its because of the bad economy!” The kid yelled while poking a small switchblade into Santa’s side.
The Santa at the shopping mall was sweating so badly that the glue that was holding the big white eyebrows and beard onto his face was losing its stickiness, and his disguise was slowly falling off his face revealing to all the kids waiting in line that he was an impostor, a charlatan, a con artist, a trickster.
The horde of kids in front of him started to yell and scream, pulling out the giant candy canes from the fake snow ready to beat all life out of him..
They ripped the Christmas lights from the trees and tied him and his fake elves up, some of the kids pulled the giant candy canes from the fake snow and began beating up the elves.
The kid was standing in front of Santa carrying a bunch of glass ornaments.
Streams of tears ran down Santa’s in blood covered face and yelled his final words, “Easy money they said!”
