The two girls standing in front of him looked a lot like each other but were hired for the sole purpose to act like they were twin sisters.
Ryan asked, “Okay, so Tina and Mandi?”
They nodded.
He covered his eyes, “Good, now keep moving places.”
Their heels were making tappings sounds on the floor that slowly came to a halt.
He peeked between his fingers and looked at them, “No! Your suppose to at least have switched places, now I can’t tell if you actually moved or not.”
They laughed.
“So your both single? Because I know something fun we can do.”, Ryan said.
And right when those words left his mouth a dwarf wearing football gear appeared out of nowhere and climbed onto his back and started repeatedly hitting him on the side of his face with a sock filled with peepshow tokens.
Ryan managed to get some words out in between the pounding, “I didn’t mean anything dirty by it!”
But the dwarf kept hitting him anyway.
“I wanted to ask them if they would want to go bowling with me, if I bring two friends I get a free bowling pin shaped baseball cap.”, Ryan explained.
The dwarf, confused by the baseball cap started to climbed off his back.
And before Ryan noticed the dwarf was gone and so were the girls.
He and the dwarf had a long history together, Ryan can’t even remember when the dwarf first started to show up, but every time he says or is about to say something perverted he pops up out of nowhere and kicks his ass.
It was right after he asked a couple a innocent question about their failed attempts at getting pregnant when the dwarf was on his back hitting him with a sock filled with peepshow tokens again.
Ryan felt to the ground and was about to pass out with the dwarf still on his back when a short skirt lady on high heels walked by them and stepped over Ryan’s head giving the dwarf a perfect view of her tunnel of love.
The dwarf suddenly blurred out something, “I think I found my new hiding place.”
“Hey, how come you get to say dirty things?” Ryan yelled as he got up and the dwarf fell of his back.
Ryan grabbed the sock filled with tokens and slowly walked towards the dwarf with a crazy smile straight from the shining on his face.
Continuing to crawl backwards the dwarf tried his best to convince Ryan, “Hey buddy, that’s not how it works, only I get to hit you when you say something perverted.”
With all the strength Ryan had inside of him he hit the dwarf with the sock sending him across the room and straight through a window never to be seen again.
The sock contained exactly 634 tokens, Ryan was sure he could at the very least see a booby with that many tokens.
Ryan asked, “Okay, so Tina and Mandi?”
They nodded.
He covered his eyes, “Good, now keep moving places.”
Their heels were making tappings sounds on the floor that slowly came to a halt.
He peeked between his fingers and looked at them, “No! Your suppose to at least have switched places, now I can’t tell if you actually moved or not.”
They laughed.
“So your both single? Because I know something fun we can do.”, Ryan said.
And right when those words left his mouth a dwarf wearing football gear appeared out of nowhere and climbed onto his back and started repeatedly hitting him on the side of his face with a sock filled with peepshow tokens.
Ryan managed to get some words out in between the pounding, “I didn’t mean anything dirty by it!”
But the dwarf kept hitting him anyway.
“I wanted to ask them if they would want to go bowling with me, if I bring two friends I get a free bowling pin shaped baseball cap.”, Ryan explained.
The dwarf, confused by the baseball cap started to climbed off his back.
And before Ryan noticed the dwarf was gone and so were the girls.
He and the dwarf had a long history together, Ryan can’t even remember when the dwarf first started to show up, but every time he says or is about to say something perverted he pops up out of nowhere and kicks his ass.
It was right after he asked a couple a innocent question about their failed attempts at getting pregnant when the dwarf was on his back hitting him with a sock filled with peepshow tokens again.
Ryan felt to the ground and was about to pass out with the dwarf still on his back when a short skirt lady on high heels walked by them and stepped over Ryan’s head giving the dwarf a perfect view of her tunnel of love.
The dwarf suddenly blurred out something, “I think I found my new hiding place.”
“Hey, how come you get to say dirty things?” Ryan yelled as he got up and the dwarf fell of his back.
Ryan grabbed the sock filled with tokens and slowly walked towards the dwarf with a crazy smile straight from the shining on his face.
Continuing to crawl backwards the dwarf tried his best to convince Ryan, “Hey buddy, that’s not how it works, only I get to hit you when you say something perverted.”
With all the strength Ryan had inside of him he hit the dwarf with the sock sending him across the room and straight through a window never to be seen again.
The sock contained exactly 634 tokens, Ryan was sure he could at the very least see a booby with that many tokens.
