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  • Aye Aye Cap’n

    January 30, 2010 — With 431 words & Read — Labelled as: Story
    This week’s movie night involved watching a marathon of pirated pirate movies.
    Alex was the only guy in the group of friends she had invited.
    He say alone on a chair while the girls sat together on the sofa.
    Lily strokes her hand through his hair as she walks over to the kitchen to mix some drinks for her guests.
    One of her friends turns to him, “She really likes you.”
    “I like her too.”, He said in return.
    “I thought she wasn’t into guys. Or well, not into anything really. I always thought she was like asexual.”, One of them said.
    He wasn’t sure what to say so kept on staring at the paused shot of Johney Depp sozzled expression.
    “Maybe I should give her a hand.”, He said while jumping out of the chair.
    The girls laughed as he walked into the kitchen.
    Lily was busy making drinks, he watch her from behind for a moment until he knew what to say.
    Something funny he thought to himself, “Shiver me timbers!” he yelled, starling her.
    “What does that even mean?!” She yelled back in a frantic voice.
    The yelling was caused by some remanence of the feelings she got from being startled, “Sorry, didn’t mean to yell.”
    “Don’t worry about it, I figured you could use a hand. Or two.” He said waving his arms around like an epileptic.
    “Arrg!” She shouted handing him three glasses.
    “Bloody marys for the marries.”, She adds.
    They walked back to the living room and he handed the girls their drinks and they all sat back down.
    She held the remote in her hand with her finger resting on the play button, her arm stretched out to the max.
    “Drink up, me hearties!” She shouts before pressing play again.
    They all watched the movie again, and while Johney Depp was zig zagging his way in front of the camera enough to cause a viewer to feel seasick themselves, he looked into the camera and right into the eyes of Alex and said, “Kiss the girl goddamn it!”
    Or at least thats what Alex heard, “Did you hear that?!”
    All the girls stared at his confused looking face, one of them dares to ask, “Hear what?”
    Lily presses pause.
    “He just told me to kiss you.”, Alex explained.
    The three girls were almost pushing Lily into his arms, “Smooth move.” One said.
    “Slick.”, Another said.
    Alex was to shy to look at Lily so looked into his glass instead, “No really, he said. Kiss the girl goddamn it!”
    Lily leaned forward to meet his face, and while her hand moved to pick his drink out of his hand she said, “No more drinks for thy, ye salty sea dog!”
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