May 2009
June 2009
- Hello To You Summer
- Life's Unanswered Questions
- Sunday Special: Long Distance Calling
- From My Mind To Paper, Shapes To Ink
- To Flock Or Not To Flock, That's The Question
- Supercop
- What To Do With All The Time In The World
- Party Animal Wake Up Call
- Lobster Man
- Sunday Special: Got Milked?
- Sand In Your Shoes
- Dreams Smaerd On Toast
- After Alot Of Thinking I Came Up With This Story
- Distorted View Of A Quite Normal View
- Your Left Is My Right
- Moment Of Peace
- Golden Days
- Do You Have The Balls?
- The Day The Earth Turned Upside Down
- Whoever Reads This Is An Idiot
- The Great Liberator
- The Conversation that got stolen
- Synchronized Swimmers Night Out
- Marching Of A Thousand High Heels
- His Last Salute
- Its The Hard-Knock Life
- Rob The Robber Wears a Robe
- Boredom the next frontier
- Bloody Goodnight Kiss
- Crash, Crushed, And Still Crunchy On The Inside
July 2009
- Digging For Memories
- The French Word For Love
- The End Of The World Is Near
- At The Gates Of Heaven
- In My Little Little World
- Sunday Special: Smoking Is Fun
- Babysitter For Hire
- The Third Of Summer Thoughts
- The Curious Case Of The Disappearing Dress
- The Aroma Of Other Peoples Air
- Sushi Haiku
- The Statue Of The Great City
- Sunday Special: For Those Hard To Reach Places
- Where Dreams Grow
- The Perfect Solution
- The Second Of Summer Thoughts
- Life's A Gamble
- Is It A Bird? Is it A Plane? No, But Something Like That
- A Lucky Find
- Sunday Special: Wax On Wax Off
- Not Everything Needs To Make Sense
- Playground Debate Group
- The First Of Summer Thoughts
- Do You Spare Any Change
- Tough Crowd
- Feel Those Muscles Burn!
- Sunday Special: Virus And Friends
- HONK! HONK!, CRASH.. CRASH.., RING? RING?
- Le' Ètrange
- Gesundheit
- A Letter I Found In My Left Pocket
August 2009
- Typo Ho's
- The Marshmallow Rainbow Swing King
- Even A Porcelain Dog Knows His Place
- Birthday Cake Memories (100th story)
- Back In The Day
- Old People
- Peter Poophead And The Hidden Folder Of Doom
- Mary Go Around
- A Nun Named Bob
- From The Past To The Pleasant
- The Things That Come Out Of Your Nose
- Kocktail Party At The KKK
- Story About A Scar
- Sunflowers
- You Can Read This, If You Want
- Misfortunate Fortune Telling
- Nightly AA-Meeting
- Flashback
- For A Better Future
- Sometimes It's Better To Be Left Alone
- Mix And Match
- Hold Your Breath, Dive Right In
- Sunday Special: Saving The Best For Last
- How They Met
- Spoiler! World Domination Spoiler!
- Third Of Summer Thoughts
- Story Of Day And Age
- The Secret Society Of Fat People
- Once Upon A Time
- Sunday Special: Hullabaloo Shampoo
- Cough Syrup
September 2009
- Royal Rumble Vanilla Surprise
- When Life Gives You Lemons, Become A Weatherman
- Great Escape, Greater Detective
- Being Speechless Doesn't Make You A Mute
- Fitzgerald Sisters Museum Of Figurines
- Thorn In The Eye Of The Storm
- Downhearted On A Cloudy Day
- Emancipating Split Ends
- Hey! Yo! Yo!
- 1982: Self-Hypnosis And The Curse Of Technology
- On Rainy Days It's Best To Stay Indoor
- A Man And His Package
- That Rabbit's Foot Didn't Save The Bunny
- Battle Of All Battles
- Party Like It's 2009
- To Pack Up All Your Belongings And Skedaddle
- O' Cruel House!
- Singin' Down The Drain
- With A Canon You Can
- Two Wise Men And A Junky
- Going Native / Frisbee VS Boomerang
- He Looked Ventti Tired
- Common Cold
- Love Has It's Toll
- The Traveling Tales Of Dandruff
- Mojito Man On The Other Side Of The Bar
- Noah's Space Ark
- End Of The Road
- A Dinosaur's Self-discovery Problem
- This Is Not Like How We Rehearsed
October 2009
- Where Have All The Monsters Gone?
- How To Carve A Pumpkin
- Coke Mules And Screenwriters
- Eagles Of Deaf Metal
- Balloonatic
- Magic Unlimited
- Spring Cleaning Adventure
- Simulation Stimulation
- If We Could Breath Underwater
- Things You Never Knew
- To The Four Winds
- Blind Belief Brings No Relief
- Did The Penny Drop?
- Ding Dong Ditch With A Twist
- Day At The Beach
- Funerals, Tacos And Dipping Sauce
- On Your Mark, Get Set
- The Disappearing Dog
- And That's Why You Shouldn't Brush Your Teeth
- Sane Is The New Insane
- Just Read The Damn Story
- Gentle Giant
- Never Look A Gift Whore In The Mouth
- Doppelganger Cliffhanger
- It's Only Random If There's No Purpose
- Change Of Luck
- Frequency
- Happiness Doesn't Grow On Trees
- Two For The Price Of One
- I Smell Bubblegum
- Emotional Heimweg Maneuver
November 2009
- Young Aspiring Artisan
- The Muslim Scarecrow
- Fetch! Fetch Boy!
- Fromage! In The Nick Of Time
- Medieval Guinea Pig
- I Forgot My Secret Sentence
- The Failed Jumper
- My Little Sister Butch
- The Last Of The Bible Salesmen
- Recipe For Success
- Tango With Daddy
- While It's Still Fresh
- How To Jack A Car In Less Than 60 Seconds
- It Takes A Village
- Who Said Chasing Storms Was Fun
- Born In The Wrong Body
- The Only Remedy For Homophobia Involves Leeches
- Follow The Leader
- Don't Cry It's Just A Thing
- Once A Junky, Always A Junky
- Let's Go To The Discotheque
- Itty Bitty Titty Committee
- Passing By, Passing Out
- Rainy Days On Sundays
- Good Morning Sleepyhead
- Cryogenics - Till Hell Freezes Over
- Skinny Dipping
- Get Well Soon
- Have A Drink
- Sweet Perfume Of God's Grace
December 2009
- Going Out With A Bang
- The Jesus Itch And The Last Sheets Of Paper Part II
- The Jesus Itch And The Last Sheets Of Paper Part I
- Trouble In Legoland
- Moth—Balls
- Christmas Crunch Time
- Ho Ho Hos
- Let Me Tell You A Story
- If Truth Be Told, Better Listen To It
- The Trouble With Having The Hiccups Inside An Iron Lung
- Vegan Meat Balls
- Epilogue: The Princess and the Pea
- Hoodoo You Do
- The Next Door Dicktators
- He Came From The Future, To Eat Some Pasta
- The Greatest Escape
- Good Old Betsy
- Who Teaches The Teachers
- Finally A Story About SEX!
- It Is Raining Stuffed Cats & Dogs
- Crapshoot Liberation Front
- The L Word (Love)
- What To Do In Case Of Memory Loss
- The Morning She Found Her First Chest Hair
- Getting Older
- Empty Inbox, Empty Soul
- Magic Rocks, Dude (200th story)
- Lucky Numbers 35-6-41-26-19
- Gabriel And The Sweeping Assassin
- Patent Pending
- Rotten Pine Air Freshener
January 2010
- It's All About Trust
- Aye Aye Cap'n
- Can't Wait Till It's 12/12/2012
- Crunching Numbers
- To The Sound Of Music
- Life Is Just A Test
- Butterfly Collector
- How To Cope With Commercials
- Smoke Signals
- Luring Strangers With Candy
- Kilojoules
- Wheel Of Misfortune
- Heavy Hearts Sink Ships
- Entertainment For The Brain Dead
- Oh Here She Comes, She's A Maneater
- Between Moment And Momentum
- Hay Fever
- I Want To Be Just About Anywhere On Earth Right Now
- Crawling Forward Walking Backwards
- There Is Hope, Just Not For Us
- Dropping The F-Bomb
- Please Come Out Of The Closet
- Print It Out, Sleep On It
- This Is How Gurus Are Born
- If The World Could Fit Inside A Thimble
- Beware Of The Dwarf
- Just Another Day In Guantanamo Bay
- Epilogue: Hansel and Gretel
- That Day We Learned A Very Important Lesson
- What's On The Bottom Of Public Swimming Pools
- History Lessons
February 2010
- In Our Dreams Is Where We Meet
- Happy Go Lucky
- Never On The First Date
- In My Pajamas
- Checkmate Mate
- The Main Ingredients Of Life
- I'm Fucking James Bond!
- Salutations Folk
- Sailing On Your Love (aka) Your Love In My Sails
- Electric Boogie
- Mr. Fly And I Are Such Great Friends
- Foodfight!
- A Fond Farewell
- The Couple That Live Upstairs
- Are You Looking At Me?
- Some Good And Some Bad News
- Just Eat Around The Moldy Parts
- Tonight We're Alive
- Double A Meeting
- Treasures Of The Mind
- Brittle Bones
- The Ocean Stole Its Colour From The Sky
- I Can See You In My Office
- Inhale, Exhale
- Surrounded By Skanks
- Tomato Tomatoe
- Cute As A Button (On A Gimp Suit)
- Retreat To Your Happy Place
