“The last time I brushed my teeth the toothbrush hit my tonsils and I coughed toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror and sink.
And at that very moment enough was enough, I decided I wouldn’t brush my teeth anymore.
I stopped eating, so I wouldn’t have a real reason to brush my teeth anymore.
I only drink water, and try not to let it hit my teeth.
I said goodbye to sleeping, because when you sleep your mouth is closed and dries out, this allows bacteria to grow and create cavities and bad breath.
Also I try to evenly breath through my nose and mouth, and I have to spit a lot throughout the day.
And that’s how I decided to never brush my teeth again, and you should all do the same!” Emily explained.
Her mouth made some odd movements right before she launched her spitball onto the floor.
“Ma’am if you don’t plan on to buy something could you please step out of the line.” The woman behind the counter said.
She went outside without saying another word and began to explain to an elderly couple who were waiting on the bus, why she stopped taking showers.
And at that very moment enough was enough, I decided I wouldn’t brush my teeth anymore.
I stopped eating, so I wouldn’t have a real reason to brush my teeth anymore.
I only drink water, and try not to let it hit my teeth.
I said goodbye to sleeping, because when you sleep your mouth is closed and dries out, this allows bacteria to grow and create cavities and bad breath.
Also I try to evenly breath through my nose and mouth, and I have to spit a lot throughout the day.
And that’s how I decided to never brush my teeth again, and you should all do the same!” Emily explained.
Her mouth made some odd movements right before she launched her spitball onto the floor.
“Ma’am if you don’t plan on to buy something could you please step out of the line.” The woman behind the counter said.
She went outside without saying another word and began to explain to an elderly couple who were waiting on the bus, why she stopped taking showers.
