It’s Monday morning and Ted has a day off work and is working in his front lawn.
The sun was high and could burn the skin right off your bones if you stayed in it for to long he thought to himself.
When he was just about to go in and get a himself another beer, he hears a woman’s voice behind him.
“Hello, I’m looking for Ted Bisbee.”
He turns around and replies “Yes, that’s me.” and his eyes scan up and down her whole body.
“Alright, I have something for you so could you please sign here.”
She hands him a clipboard and he grabs the pencil from her hand.
Their skin collide but only a little, he acts cool and signs the piece of paper, while trying to make eye contact.
He gives her a smile as he hands her the clipboard, and she grabs the pencil from his hands.
The sun was high and could burn the skin right off your bones if you stayed in it for to long he thought to himself.
When he was just about to go in and get a himself another beer, he hears a woman’s voice behind him.
“Hello, I’m looking for Ted Bisbee.”
He turns around and replies “Yes, that’s me.” and his eyes scan up and down her whole body.
“Alright, I have something for you so could you please sign here.”
She hands him a clipboard and he grabs the pencil from her hand.
Their skin collide but only a little, he acts cool and signs the piece of paper, while trying to make eye contact.
He gives her a smile as he hands her the clipboard, and she grabs the pencil from his hands.
She puts the pencil in the pocket of her low-cut t shirt showing enough breast area to make a baby hungry.
It even made Ted hungry and made him want to take a bite.
But she instead gave Ted a big slap in the face and kicks him in the groin.
As he is squirming on his freshly cut grass lawn she says “Have a nice day sir.”
With the elegance of a swan she walks back to her van, that has the writing
‘Ex-Revenge Service
Deliver More Justice that our competitors!’ on the side.
She gets behind the steering wheel and checks ‘Ted Bisbee’ of her list, and sees who next in line.
“Another busy day” she sighs.
