“I got a package for you.”
Roy stood there in his tight uniform, not a single stain or tear and not a single wrinkle out of place.
Holding the package between his hands one hand on a side and holding it tight against his crotch.
The elderly lady that opened the door is in a state of confusion she had never experienced in her 87 years as a human being.
She is trying to remember what she ordered and why he was wearing such short shorts during winter.
Eventually she accepts his package and he goes back to his van.
Checks his list and drives to the next thing that needs delivering.
After driving a couple of blocks he parks his car and walks up to the house.
His pants are so tight he has to let go of his package and pull some of the pants out of his ass crack.
He continues his walk while he whistles the ‘Macho Man’ song.
Rings the doorbell and a little girl opens the door, but from his view he only sees the door open and a little voice coming from where his package is, oddly enough not saying something he would expect it to say.
“Can I help you?”
He looks over the box and sees her big puppy eyes staring at him.
“Hi young lady, is your momma home? I got a package for her.” He tells her.
She turns her head and shouts “Mom! It’s a man with a box!”
They stand there for a couple of minutes until her mother arrives, he continues his Macho Man whistling to fill time.
The little girl’s mother arrives and she signs and accepts his package, he walks back to his van.
When he’s at the driver’s side door he does a quick turn around revealing his best features, but there’s no one there to see him do it.
At the next house he is disappointed to find he has to deliver a package to a man.
The man had a mustache and sweaty armpit prints on his t-shirt.
“Mr Lewis? I got a delivery for you. Sign here please.”
He signs and grabs his package and slams the door in his face.
Roy takes it like a man and begins to whistle all the way back to his van.
Only one package left to deliver to the Botanical Enhancement Department.
‘Hope they got some hot nerdy chicks there.’ Roy thinks to himself.
After driving a couple more blocks he reaches his destination.
“Hey, I got a package for the Botanical Enhancement Department.“ He tells the lady behind the desk.
“I can see that sweetie pie. You can deliver to my house any time you please.“ She says followed by some hideous laughter revealing her true age.
“Botanical Enhancement Department! Where!?” He says with a somewhat scared voice.
“Walk down this corridor until you reach the intersection then take a right and walk straight down to them.“
He follows the directions and enters a room with some scientists standing around a computer.
“Yo, I got a pac..“ He stops himself from saying package.
One of the scientists turns around to address him “Sir, you can’t just walk in here.”
Another turns around and asks Roy “Is that the turbomatic molecular intensifier?”
And yet another scientist turns around and adds “Oh really! Fin-a-ll-y!” and high fives his fellow ‘turbomatic molecular intensifier’ enthusiast.
“I have no idea what’s in here, just sign here so I can get out of here.” Roy beacons.
The head scientist signs and accepts the package and they all rush to set it down on a table.
They gather around it and rip it open.
Roy walks out of the building and notices a stain on his short pains, right on his crotch.
‘Shit, now everybody will think I pissed my pants.’ He thinks.
Roy gets in his van and begins the drive back to package HQ.
The scientists open up the box and notice the lid of the container that’s inside hasn’t been closed properly and some of the substance inside has leaked out.
“Oh no!” One of the scientists yelped out.
“This isn’t good.” Another said.
“Calm down guys!” Another one says while he shakes his colleagues out of their panic attacks.
They stand around the container deep in thought.
“Well, he only walked from the van to here, not much could have gotten contaminated.” The head scientist says.
A voice travels into the room “Is it here yet? The, whatever it is again.”
It’s their boss, who doesn’t know a thing about botanical enhancements.
“It’s the solution for bad crops we helped develop.” The head scientists explains.
Their boss is staring at the container “So what’s inside then?”
“Inside is a liquid we can spray over infertile soil, and if water is put over it like rain or by hand it mixes and makes whatever is in the ground grow up to 20 times faster.“
It was to much to process for their boss but he did have a question the journalists asked him before
“So what happens if you, let’s say accidentally get it on your skin?”
The scientists never thought about that before and they discuss it in a group huddle.
“We haven’t tested it for such a thing. Sir.”
“Let’s just make sure that never happens.” Their boss says to them with a strict voice.
The scientists tremble.
Roy is driving back and tries to dry the stain on his crotch.
But nothing he does seem to work.
As he drives along the highway the billboards with beautiful women in lingerie begin to turn him on.
But to Roy’s misfortune he doesn’t have a package to hold on to, only a stain in his pants.
Sweat starts to drop from his forehead because of his dirty thoughts that turn up his heart rate.
Some sweat drops fall down onto his crotch and the stain starts to glow a bright green color.
He is thirsty because he’s so warm and sweaty, he picks up his bottle of water and starts drinking from it.
The stain starts to do some strange things in his crotch area and it’s far from comfortable.
Roy doesn’t know what to do and drops his bottle when he feels a pain going through his junk.
He is out of luck and the bottle lands on his lap and water gushes over his crotch.
His crotch begins to expand and contract, and Roy isn’t sure if he is supposed to like it or not.
The short pants burst open and his constantly growing pecker comes out.
It continues to grow and grow, far beyond what Roy would have ever wanted when he read the spam emails.
Because his dick was growing so fast it needed more blood and skin tissue from other places, so it started to turn him inside out.
Taking all his skin and blood to grow and grow.
Until Roy was a gigantic dick.
But this wasn’t enough so it continued to grow and grow, until it couldn’t fit in the driver’s seat anymore and he just exploded.
“The I-26 has been closed down because of what appears to be a milk truck that has had an accident, there’s milk everywhere. There are a ton of cars stuck behind it, this might take a while to clear up.”
The DJ announced over the radio in the car.
“Just our luck.. Some dick didn’t pay attention to his driving and now we will be stuck here all day.”
Peter tells his girlfriend who is sitting next to him looking up the answers to the sudoku puzzle she couldn’t figure out.
Their among the hundreds of cars stuck in traffic, but at least Roy went out with a bang.
Roy stood there in his tight uniform, not a single stain or tear and not a single wrinkle out of place.
Holding the package between his hands one hand on a side and holding it tight against his crotch.
The elderly lady that opened the door is in a state of confusion she had never experienced in her 87 years as a human being.
She is trying to remember what she ordered and why he was wearing such short shorts during winter.
Eventually she accepts his package and he goes back to his van.
Checks his list and drives to the next thing that needs delivering.
After driving a couple of blocks he parks his car and walks up to the house.
His pants are so tight he has to let go of his package and pull some of the pants out of his ass crack.
He continues his walk while he whistles the ‘Macho Man’ song.
Rings the doorbell and a little girl opens the door, but from his view he only sees the door open and a little voice coming from where his package is, oddly enough not saying something he would expect it to say.
“Can I help you?”
He looks over the box and sees her big puppy eyes staring at him.
“Hi young lady, is your momma home? I got a package for her.” He tells her.
She turns her head and shouts “Mom! It’s a man with a box!”
They stand there for a couple of minutes until her mother arrives, he continues his Macho Man whistling to fill time.
The little girl’s mother arrives and she signs and accepts his package, he walks back to his van.
When he’s at the driver’s side door he does a quick turn around revealing his best features, but there’s no one there to see him do it.
At the next house he is disappointed to find he has to deliver a package to a man.
The man had a mustache and sweaty armpit prints on his t-shirt.
“Mr Lewis? I got a delivery for you. Sign here please.”
He signs and grabs his package and slams the door in his face.
Roy takes it like a man and begins to whistle all the way back to his van.
Only one package left to deliver to the Botanical Enhancement Department.
‘Hope they got some hot nerdy chicks there.’ Roy thinks to himself.
After driving a couple more blocks he reaches his destination.
“Hey, I got a package for the Botanical Enhancement Department.“ He tells the lady behind the desk.
“I can see that sweetie pie. You can deliver to my house any time you please.“ She says followed by some hideous laughter revealing her true age.
“Botanical Enhancement Department! Where!?” He says with a somewhat scared voice.
“Walk down this corridor until you reach the intersection then take a right and walk straight down to them.“
He follows the directions and enters a room with some scientists standing around a computer.
“Yo, I got a pac..“ He stops himself from saying package.
One of the scientists turns around to address him “Sir, you can’t just walk in here.”
Another turns around and asks Roy “Is that the turbomatic molecular intensifier?”
And yet another scientist turns around and adds “Oh really! Fin-a-ll-y!” and high fives his fellow ‘turbomatic molecular intensifier’ enthusiast.
“I have no idea what’s in here, just sign here so I can get out of here.” Roy beacons.
The head scientist signs and accepts the package and they all rush to set it down on a table.
They gather around it and rip it open.
Roy walks out of the building and notices a stain on his short pains, right on his crotch.
‘Shit, now everybody will think I pissed my pants.’ He thinks.
Roy gets in his van and begins the drive back to package HQ.
The scientists open up the box and notice the lid of the container that’s inside hasn’t been closed properly and some of the substance inside has leaked out.
“Oh no!” One of the scientists yelped out.
“This isn’t good.” Another said.
“Calm down guys!” Another one says while he shakes his colleagues out of their panic attacks.
They stand around the container deep in thought.
“Well, he only walked from the van to here, not much could have gotten contaminated.” The head scientist says.
A voice travels into the room “Is it here yet? The, whatever it is again.”
It’s their boss, who doesn’t know a thing about botanical enhancements.
“It’s the solution for bad crops we helped develop.” The head scientists explains.
Their boss is staring at the container “So what’s inside then?”
“Inside is a liquid we can spray over infertile soil, and if water is put over it like rain or by hand it mixes and makes whatever is in the ground grow up to 20 times faster.“
It was to much to process for their boss but he did have a question the journalists asked him before
“So what happens if you, let’s say accidentally get it on your skin?”
The scientists never thought about that before and they discuss it in a group huddle.
“We haven’t tested it for such a thing. Sir.”
“Let’s just make sure that never happens.” Their boss says to them with a strict voice.
The scientists tremble.
Roy is driving back and tries to dry the stain on his crotch.
But nothing he does seem to work.
As he drives along the highway the billboards with beautiful women in lingerie begin to turn him on.
But to Roy’s misfortune he doesn’t have a package to hold on to, only a stain in his pants.
Sweat starts to drop from his forehead because of his dirty thoughts that turn up his heart rate.
Some sweat drops fall down onto his crotch and the stain starts to glow a bright green color.
He is thirsty because he’s so warm and sweaty, he picks up his bottle of water and starts drinking from it.
The stain starts to do some strange things in his crotch area and it’s far from comfortable.
Roy doesn’t know what to do and drops his bottle when he feels a pain going through his junk.
He is out of luck and the bottle lands on his lap and water gushes over his crotch.
His crotch begins to expand and contract, and Roy isn’t sure if he is supposed to like it or not.
The short pants burst open and his constantly growing pecker comes out.
It continues to grow and grow, far beyond what Roy would have ever wanted when he read the spam emails.
Because his dick was growing so fast it needed more blood and skin tissue from other places, so it started to turn him inside out.
Taking all his skin and blood to grow and grow.
Until Roy was a gigantic dick.
But this wasn’t enough so it continued to grow and grow, until it couldn’t fit in the driver’s seat anymore and he just exploded.
“The I-26 has been closed down because of what appears to be a milk truck that has had an accident, there’s milk everywhere. There are a ton of cars stuck behind it, this might take a while to clear up.”
The DJ announced over the radio in the car.
“Just our luck.. Some dick didn’t pay attention to his driving and now we will be stuck here all day.”
Peter tells his girlfriend who is sitting next to him looking up the answers to the sudoku puzzle she couldn’t figure out.
Their among the hundreds of cars stuck in traffic, but at least Roy went out with a bang.
