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  • A Dinosaur’s Self-discovery Problem

    September 2, 2009 — With 381 words — Read — Share
    [Did you know? Tyrannosaurus Rex means "tyrant lizard king."]
    And here he was thinking he was named after his great great great great great grandfather.

    [The T-Rex had huge back legs and relatively small arms.]
    This seems ridiculous to him because he was able to do anything he needed with his arms,
    he just liked doing it more with his mouth.

    [Just to give you an idea of a T-Rex his size they were as big as a school bus!]
    so his mother in law was the size of a jumbo jet.
    His laughing scared away some kids.

    [T-Rex have a very good sense of smell.]
    He sticks his nose into the air and could smell a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
    going into a boy’s mouth who is sitting in the museum cafe.

    [The lower jaw of a T-Rex could apply 200,000 newtons of force, thats enough strength to lift a tractor-trailer!]
    He found that hard to believe, T-Rex were funny creatures he thought to himself.

    Suddenly he had the urge to pee, so he went to the restroom.
    After doing his thing he went to wash his hands, he looked up into the mirror above the sink and was shocked by what he saw.
    “…huge back legs…” He thought, and he looked at his own legs and they were huge compared to the other people he saw today.
    “…relatively small arms…” He thought, he looked into the mirror at his own arms and indeed they were much smaller.
    And he smelled that sandwich from far away so he had good smell too.
    “..enough strength to life a tractor-trailer.”
    To try this out he took a nibble on the sink and destroyed the entire wall.
    Could it be true? Was he a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
    He yelled out of desperation.
    It was more of a “ROAR!” but much louder than that.
    Loud enough to scare the entire museum.
    When he came back into the exhibition room, some people started to shout at him.

    “Stay right where you are!” One security guard shouted at him pointing something at him.
    The security guard next to him grabbed his radio and yelled into it.
    “There’s a giant T-Rex in the dinosaur exhibition room!!”
    He waited a while for a reply and he got one.
    “Hahaha, off course there is and her name is Trudy.”

    “I’m just happy it’s not uncle Ron.” The T-Rex thought to himself.

    “Keep those claws up!” They shouted at him.
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