“Fight! Fight! Fight!” The kids shout that formed a circle around two 3rd graders.
“Fight!” Gottlieb yelled.
He was always the one that was to late when a crowd was yelling something,
the lack of this social skill haunted him for the rest of his life.
‘Next time I’ll get it right.’ He told himself.
He was the spectator of a kind of fight that he would see later on in his life for a second and third time but he was unaware of that.
It was the ‘Nike Air Jordan’ kid versus the D&D dungeon master.
Who did not even get two apostrophes around his title, but none of the kids cared they were bloodthirsty midgets.
They were aimlessly throwing their fists around not landing a single hit, and name-calling each other.
And they were clearly doing their utmost best not to cry.
The fight ended in a remise and then all the kids went home.
Gottlieb was walking in a random mall where he had just bought a new pair of his favorite beige trousers.
He was there alone because his wife wouldn’t go out shopping with him,
because it made her understand what the average man was going through when they were out shopping with their wives.
As he was going down the escalator he saw a large crowd forming a circle.
His human curiosity led him to join the crowd and he made his way to the front to see what was going on.
He saw two grown ups, both holding on to a box of a unknown gaming console.
They were calling each other insulting names and kept pulling the box to their side trying to make the other one to let go.
Again the crowd wanted to see blood.
“Fight! Fight! Fight!” The crowd of shopper yelled.
“Fight!” Gottlieb shouted, again to late, which almost made the two fighting turn some of their anger towards him.
They called him names and the mall cop had snuck up on them and took the box from them.
He escorted them away to discuss things in private and the bloodthirsty shoppers continued to spend their wages.
And Gottlieb went to his car and drove home.
His wife called him and asked if he could pick up some pumpkins they could carve up with the kids on his way home.
And so he did, he pulled up to the supermarket close to his home and went inside.
He walked through some aisles until he got to the special stall stacked with pumpkins.
While he was checking out some pumpkins and putting the best ones in his trolley, behind him two women were arguing.
He turned around and saw the two women fighting quite violently over the last tub of extra fat (& comfy) vanilla ice cream.
Whatever that was Gottlieb thought to himself.
They were pulling each other’s hair and digging their nails into each other’s faces.
“Fight! Fight! Fight!” Gottlieb shouted.
He felt joy coming from the core of his being, but sadly for him there was no blood thirsty crowd to share this with.
The two women had surrounded Gottlieb and turned their anger towards him.
One of the women pulled his pants so that there was an opening between his body and his pants,
While the other poured the extra fat (& comfy) vanilla ice cream down his pants.
They shook hands now that the problem of fighting over the last sub was solved and went their separate ways.
Gottlieb was happy he had bought a new pants of trousers.
“Fight!” Gottlieb yelled.
He was always the one that was to late when a crowd was yelling something,
the lack of this social skill haunted him for the rest of his life.
‘Next time I’ll get it right.’ He told himself.
He was the spectator of a kind of fight that he would see later on in his life for a second and third time but he was unaware of that.
It was the ‘Nike Air Jordan’ kid versus the D&D dungeon master.
Who did not even get two apostrophes around his title, but none of the kids cared they were bloodthirsty midgets.
They were aimlessly throwing their fists around not landing a single hit, and name-calling each other.
And they were clearly doing their utmost best not to cry.
The fight ended in a remise and then all the kids went home.
Gottlieb was walking in a random mall where he had just bought a new pair of his favorite beige trousers.
He was there alone because his wife wouldn’t go out shopping with him,
because it made her understand what the average man was going through when they were out shopping with their wives.
As he was going down the escalator he saw a large crowd forming a circle.
His human curiosity led him to join the crowd and he made his way to the front to see what was going on.
He saw two grown ups, both holding on to a box of a unknown gaming console.
They were calling each other insulting names and kept pulling the box to their side trying to make the other one to let go.
Again the crowd wanted to see blood.
“Fight! Fight! Fight!” The crowd of shopper yelled.
“Fight!” Gottlieb shouted, again to late, which almost made the two fighting turn some of their anger towards him.
They called him names and the mall cop had snuck up on them and took the box from them.
He escorted them away to discuss things in private and the bloodthirsty shoppers continued to spend their wages.
And Gottlieb went to his car and drove home.
His wife called him and asked if he could pick up some pumpkins they could carve up with the kids on his way home.
And so he did, he pulled up to the supermarket close to his home and went inside.
He walked through some aisles until he got to the special stall stacked with pumpkins.
While he was checking out some pumpkins and putting the best ones in his trolley, behind him two women were arguing.
He turned around and saw the two women fighting quite violently over the last tub of extra fat (& comfy) vanilla ice cream.
Whatever that was Gottlieb thought to himself.
They were pulling each other’s hair and digging their nails into each other’s faces.
“Fight! Fight! Fight!” Gottlieb shouted.
He felt joy coming from the core of his being, but sadly for him there was no blood thirsty crowd to share this with.
The two women had surrounded Gottlieb and turned their anger towards him.
One of the women pulled his pants so that there was an opening between his body and his pants,
While the other poured the extra fat (& comfy) vanilla ice cream down his pants.
They shook hands now that the problem of fighting over the last sub was solved and went their separate ways.
Gottlieb was happy he had bought a new pants of trousers.




