Hello visitors/fans/housewives/mathematicians/policemen/individuals!
So a season has past and so did 30,000+ words.
He inserts the floppy disk into his computer and it starts to boot up the Self-Hypnosis program.
A male robotic voice starts to talk.
PLEASE TYPE IN WHAT YOU WISH TO CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF
He starts typing on his keyboard, pressing each of the keys with his index finger.
L O S E F A T
His computer makes some strange noises as it processes his input.
A black and white spiral appears on his screen and the voice starts talking again.
STARE AT THE SPOT IN THE CENTER OF THE SPIRAL
SIT BACK
RELAX
So he does and he doesn’t take his eyes of the spiral as it spins around.
AS YOU STARE AT THE SPOT YOU FEEL YOURSELF RELAX ING
YOU ARE STARTING TO RE
His computer needed to do more thinking but after some time it continues with the program.
LAX
ALL YOUR MUSCLES
BREATH IN
Again the computer had trouble with the advanced graphics and producing the voice.
He had to hold in his breath the whole time it loaded and he couldn’t hold it for much longer.
BREATH OUT
He breath out so hard bits of his saliva splashed onto the screen, he wipes it off and sat back.
KEEP CONCENTRATING ON WHAT YOU WANT
YOUR EYELIDS BECOME HEAVY
HEAVY
HEAVY
WITH EACH BLINK YOU BECOME MORE AND MORE RELAX ED
YOU FEEL YOUR EYELIDS COMING DOWN
NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES
KEEP THEM CLOSED UNTIL YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO OPEN THEM AGAIN
YOU FIND IF YOU TRY YOU CAN'T OPEN THEM
The robotic voice was right he couldn’t open his eyes, they felt to heavy to lift.
AND IMAGEN YOURSELF THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE
LOS..IN.. TH..T FAT
#FAT
FAT^
%FAT
FAT*
!FAT
The program seemed stuck on the word fat and he was unable to see or move so he could not shut it down.
The screen showed a message.
PLEASE INSERT FLOPPY DISK #2
After months of being in a coma he wakes up in a hospital bed they placed in the exact room he remembered being in last.
He lost months of his life but he also lost large amounts of his fat.
The ‘Guaranteed Success’ sticker on this box wasn’t lying.
This Self-Hypnosis stuff really works.
